Have you ever done anal?

OK that last image was just plain disturbing ... now excuse me I need to go wash my eyeballs with bleach.

... i think its funny...

@symbiosis and trust: http://www.sportinglife.com/football/premiership/table/table.html




seriously though. roman isn't my gf. i keep telling him i'm not gay, but he keeps calling and calling. i eventually told him if he gave me £3 million i'd have a threesome with him and his wife. he accepted. when i got there i told him i included him in the threesome by mistake. i actually meant jennifer lopez. anyway, to cut a long story short... me, jen and roman's wife hopped on the good foot and did the bad thing. and then i took my £3million and left.

I have done it, it lasted for about 20 seconds but it was so freak'n tight it was ungodly believeable, and not worth all the effort to get it in. lube and loosing it up, but hell it was tight, but it was to painful for her so I have yet to get back there.

Never did anal , but once was offered to try it once. I was fucking My Gf's mom and she told me to stick it up her ass, I wish I did, but didn't. But I dont know. I think if I did anal and when it was finished i smelt shit or saw it. I might be sick

tried it once, didn't exactly enjoy it (and neither did she, judging by the mouth shaped hole in my pillow either). no more rollin up the old dirt road.

You can do what ever you want with an ass, spank it a little bit, kiss the cheaks, lick them, but nothing will ever get me too close to the exit.
That is also what the tattoo on my ass says "Exit".

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I was fucking My Gf's mom

Do you happen to live next to Red-X or a Wal-Mart?

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Originally posted by trustno.1

pwnd!!!

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Originally posted by Jack!

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I was fucking My Gf's mom

Do you happen to live next to Red-X or a Wal-Mart?

target

no thanks

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Originally posted by Jack!

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I was fucking My Gf's mom

Do you happen to live next to Red-X or a Wal-Mart?

I have no neighbors, I run them off

The ass is exit only. Anal sex is only for inmates.

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Originally posted by poppajack

Yes, well with her would be better than with one of your male friends. I can't see myself having THAT conversation with a friend either.

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Originally posted by Red-X

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I was fucking My Gf's mom

Do you happen to live next to Red-X or a Wal-Mart?

I have no neighbors, I run them off
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I got asked if I would do it for a girl before... I can't remember what happened after she asked me though.

I do it very often with my girlfriend, she likes it very much.

1. Mood must be right (Tequila, 7&7, Jack Daniels, etc.)
2. Lube lube lube
3. Start with a finger of course
4. Take it very, very, slowly

Done properly, it can be a very rewarding experience for the woman. Done hastily or without regard for taking time to get there, it will be a shit experience, guaranteed. (pun)

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I do it very often with my girlfriend, she likes it very much.

so you did marry her?