Guide for Casual Sex

Just have a big cock and be ready to go for a long time. Thats the number 1 rule

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Make the bed

What the fuck are you on? This was a one nighter and you don't have to remember my name, but I have to do your housework? That's just fucking crazy! With a broad like that, she's lucky if I close the door on my way out and don't pee in her bushes.

i thought you left. damn.

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Originally posted by Scott2

[reply=EricLindros]

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Make the bed

What the fuck are you on? This was a one nighter and you don't have to remember my name, but I have to do your housework? That's just fucking crazy! With a broad like that, she's lucky if I close the door on my way out and don't pee in her bushes.

i thought you left. damn.
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Nope. I'm not that easy to get rid of.

That was great. Really made me think about my next senseless, one night stand sex act

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Nope. I'm not that easy to get rid of.

obviously.

This girl seems like a real bitch. I dunno that I'd wanna spend one night with her.

i would wipe off my dick on her curtains, fuck that noise about makin the bed.

I have had a few one nighters and the girls were just like that.
They tend to where lots of makeup and not much clothes and are easy to spot in a club because they are constantly adjusting them selfs.
All this is because they are looking for a man to get them off and are basicly trying to sell them selfs.
They tend to be moody, short tempored and want everything you do to or for them to be perfect.
They love to spend your money and never bring much more than a cab fairs worth of money with them.

Personaly i have had enough of them sort of girls, they are ok if there is nothing else around but I find sex is so much better if you take the time to get to know the girl and she you.
Its more fun, more sexy and more exciting because your emotions are involved as well which increases the pleasure, much more than just a one night shag thats not much more memorable than a hand job.

Oh and I never go down on a one night stand, considering all the cocks that have been down there I think she would have to pay me.

So what are they?
They are like free Hookers, but by the time its all over... with the amount of money you have had to spend on them, it would probably have been cheeper to pay a Hooker.. and probably safer too if the Hookers where you live are like the ones in Amsterdam

Sorry I like to Speake my mind.
Peace.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Women need to be more forthcoming with information. We cannot read minds, and we don't pick up those "hints" that you supposedly leave.

absofuckinglutely well said

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Originally posted by Scott2

[reply=EricLindros]
Nope. I'm not that easy to get rid of.

obviously.
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Hrm. Wasn't aware that there was an effort afoot to get rid of me. I suppose you'll just have to try harder. Or deal with me. Either way, I don't care.

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Originally posted by biffta

I have had a few one nighters and the girls were just like that.
They tend to where lots of makeup and not much clothes and are easy to spot in a club because they are constantly adjusting them selfs.
All this is because they are looking for a man to get them off and are basicly trying to sell them selfs.
They tend to be moody, short tempored and want everything you do to or for them to be perfect.
They love to spend your money and never bring much more than a cab fairs worth of money with them.

Personaly i have had enough of them sort of girls, they are ok if there is nothing else around but I find sex is so much better if you take the time to get to know the girl and she you.
Its more fun, more sexy and more exciting because your emotions are involved as well which increases the pleasure, much more than just a one night shag thats not much more memorable than a hand job.

Oh and I never go down on a one night stand, considering all the cocks that have been down there I think she would have to pay me.

So what are they?
They are like free Hookers, but by the time its all over... with the amount of money you have had to spend on them, it would probably have been cheeper to pay a Hooker.. and probably safer too if the Hookers where you live are like the ones in Amsterdam

Sorry I like to Speake my mind.
Peace.

Very well said!

What is this...
Sex..
Youre all talking about ?

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Originally posted by DevilHair[DK

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What is this...
Sex..
Youre all talking about ?

all kinds of talk now!

But where can i find it on this internet thing ?

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Originally posted by DevilHair[DK

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But where can i find it on this internet thing ?

Let me take you by the hand, and I shall show you all that is wonderful!

What a bunch of bullshit!! Who the fuck is this bitch to be telling all the rules?!! I don't know about the rest of you guys out there...but I feel it to be a privelege for girls to get with ME! I never let them think that they are in control or let them feel that they're superior! OK, I've maybe been with 2 or 3 girls that I actually felt like I was lucky to be with them, but for the most part, it's always the other way around!
It would be an honor for that slut who wrote that to even have my time of day! And she should feel priveleged to SUCK MY DICK!!!
I've been with plenty of women and have had plenty of casual sex...and I ALWAYS get the girl off and they ALWAYS want to see me again and they don't stop nagging and calling for seconds and thirds! And ladies...just because you think you're giving something up that's "so special" I know it's hard to believe, but you may not be that good! IF we don't call you afterwards it's not cause we are cold, shallow, heartless assholes, it's because your pussy stunk or you weren't shaved or you were just a bad fucking lay!!! IF the Pussy was good, I'd want more...and I'd call you...plain and simple! So if it's not so good...I don't call...stop your crying and deal with it! Get better for the next guy!
So, for the guys out there who actually read and believed that shit...grow some balls! To quote a FAR BETTER MOVIE THAN "Threesome"...."Don't be pussy whipped, whip that PUSSY!!" (anyone remember that one?)

Kudos to "Eric Lindros" he's got the right idea!! Right on, bro! and 00009...I hear your point, too! And "Trustno.1" that chart is CLASSIC!! I've already sent it to a dozen of my girlfriends!! Keep up the good work!!

yes, that is good information, however, isn't it great when you meet one of us that already knows the rules and completely rocks your world?

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Originally posted by DRFEELGOOD

What a bunch of bullshit!! Who the fuck is this bitch to be telling all the rules?!! I don't know about the rest of you guys out there...but I feel it to be a privelege for girls to get with ME! I never let them think that they are in control or let them feel that they're superior! OK, I've maybe been with 2 or 3 girls that I actually felt like I was lucky to be with them, but for the most part, it's always the other way around!
It would be an honor for that slut who wrote that to even have my time of day! And she should feel priveleged to SUCK MY DICK!!!
I've been with plenty of women and have had plenty of casual sex...and I ALWAYS get the girl off and they ALWAYS want to see me again and they don't stop nagging and calling for seconds and thirds! And ladies...just because you think you're giving something up that's "so special" I know it's hard to believe, but you may not be that good! IF we don't call you afterwards it's not cause we are cold, shallow, heartless assholes, it's because your pussy stunk or you weren't shaved or you were just a bad fucking lay!!! IF the Pussy was good, I'd want more...and I'd call you...plain and simple! So if it's not so good...I don't call...stop your crying and deal with it! Get better for the next guy!
So, for the guys out there who actually read and believed that shit...grow some balls! To quote a FAR BETTER MOVIE THAN "Threesome"...."Don't be pussy whipped, whip that PUSSY!!" (anyone remember that one?)

[size=3] loser!

So if its a one stand the guy, (at least me) dosent care about the girl. Hes gonna get in, wiggle it a bit, get off, and get out. And he (me) might push it to the limit. Everything goes. Remember, youll never see her again, so who cares. I wont make your bed, I wont cuddle, I might make a little food from your fridge and share.