Guide for Casual Sex

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Originally posted by Kanzen

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Replace the following:

Vulgar Profanity --> Sex
Motor Vehicles --> Sex
Football --> Sex
Six-Pack --> Sex
Basic Ineptitude --> Sex
Substantial Irresponsibility --> Sex

And you have my brain.
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blah ill make it simple. This girl sounds like a real slampig. Now where is my Tequila.

I never needed a guide b4

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Originally posted by 00009

I do enjoy the occasional one nighter, after an intense interview and thorough examination of character

I think the word occasional should be replaced with a more accurate one like "rare" or more likely "imaginary"

feed me fuck me get the hell out end of story

I think bigdic is a fitting name for a jerkoff like yourself.

Ooooo. Internet fight!

Fight! Fight! Fight!

go on!!! punch him in the proxy server!!

Yeah good call. Kick him dude.

squeeze his modem fight dirty!

Make fun of his small bandwidth dude.

Pull his ethernet wires

grind his monitor cable into the dirt

Print his ass!

stick pencils in his fans

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Originally posted by Scott2

stick pencils in his fans

You just reminded me of my HS Computer Science class. sorry carry on

Time for this to see the boards again

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Make the bed

What the fuck are you on? This was a one nighter and you don't have to remember my name, but I have to do your housework? That's just fucking crazy! With a broad like that, she's lucky if I close the door on my way out and don't pee in her bushes.