Green Eggs and <SPAM>?

Yeah. Had blood work. Just a virus, apparently. But we'll see.

I lost my phone. brb

Hopefully you didn't pick it up. Guess time will tell. Speaking of time... I have to be at work tomorrow and it's getting late. Night.

Top 10 Country Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me
7. I’ve Missed You, But My Aim’s Improvin’
6. Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dogfight ‘Cause I’m Scared She’d Win
5. I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like You’re Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She’s Lookin’ Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is…

1. It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

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Originally posted by EL

If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me

Well that's one less worry I have.

OK, fun is fun, who stole my phone?

Finally found the damn thing this morning

I got smart and called myself

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Originally posted by Notech

OK, fun is fun, who stole my phone?

Dont know of anyone that would want a wall mounted Shared Service Telephone anymore.

Quote:

Originally posted by Notech

I got smart...

I have a very good reason for loosing my phone. All of that talk about beer went straight to my head.

I'm here to do my share in morally lifting the masses to a higher plataeu of consciousness.

Dammit. Why do my friends always get banned?

Hrm.

I guess she must have posted something I missed, because her two remaining posts don't seem very spammy.

lol

A quadfecta, ended with a pedophilia tattoo!

But if I post, then it starts a new one.
And so only one of the three quadfectas ends in such a fashion.

It's cyclic.