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Green Eggs and <SPAM>?

Starter: ObsoleteRealism Posted: 13 years ago Views: 18.6K
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#4386004
Lvl 28
I was all "kinda milfish"..but that...Christina Hendricks chick sure has some cash breasts.

S'new dros?
#4386005
Lvl 59
Nothin...just being a fucking human being.

School started yesterday, so there's that.
#4386006
Lvl 28
Sweet...kinda. lol

I need a new avatar...
#4386007
Lvl 24
Same.
#4386008
Lvl 37
#4386009
Lvl 13
Ha.


Haha.




Ha.. haha.. ha.
#4386010
Lvl 59
Today sucked.

Maybe tomorrow will be better.
#4386011
Lvl 24
Guess how many normal hands (better pair, two pair, etc) I lost to.
2/17.

Guess how many big hands (full houses, set (over set), flushes, etc) I lost to.
15/17.

Guess how many of them were rivered.
11/15.

WHAT THE FUCK?!
#4386012
Lvl 4
Going back to School on the 15th. Im just not in any mood to go back. Shitty classes and lame schedule...
#4386013
Lvl 37
I was looking at a jar of honey to check the ingredients.

There are no ingredients listed. What's up with that?
#4386014
Lvl 22
TK

But, I may have made a joint mistake.....



#4386015
Lvl 37
Quote:
Originally posted by Notech

TK

But, I may have made a joint mistake.....

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What kinda joints do you hang out at?

I still can't understand how something as sweet as honey comes outta bee's ass.
#4386016
Just cleared my browser history and mistyped the WBW address...



At least they have the most important thing at the top of the list.
#4386017
Lvl 37
Quote:
Originally posted by screwy

Just cleared my browser history and mistyped the WBW address...

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At least they have the most important thing at the top of the list.


Excellent timing. I were lookin' for a new domain name!
#4386018
Lvl 59
For a second there I thought Diz had uncluttered the front page with a new sexy-backpacking woman design.
#4386019
Lvl 22
Quote:
Originally posted by EL
For a second there I thought Diz had uncluttered the front page with a new sexy-backpacking woman design.

You think she's sexy,


You have good taste sir!
#4386020
Lvl 59
So, Louis CK was on a plane and decided to start drunk tweeting. I was entertained.


Quote:

I’m on a plane to LA where I’m doing the tonight show friday. I’m kindof hammered on rum n cokes. bad idea.

You know how some hedro men have one gay experience in their past? I once blew 32 policeen

Sorry i meant policemen

wow. when you take the M out of poliemen, you get policeen. That’s so different.

I want to rub my father’s c**k all over Sarah Palin’s fat tits.

people think that sarah Paalin is really mean but she has a family of chinese poor people living in her c**t hole. sorry.

@AndrewDeJoseph don’t tell me what the WORD is. You FUCK. I’ll kill you.

@jameskobielus I’m really sorry. I meant to say carnt hole. I am drunk so I smisspelled it. You c**t.

i am now drinking red wine. the shift button can suck my balls. i nevve get drunk. jews. iiiiii like em.

i’m no t very fond of the inside ofmy brain at this morment.

the beatles were really good. were they the wjews?

@SarahPalinUSA kudos to your dirty hole, you fucking jackoff c**t-face jazzy wondergirl.

my head hurts. The turbulence on this flight is nasty. uuuuuugh. I hate the letter H. I ate it. I’m very tired. Verrry.

gnight tweetsies. Sorry for it all.

#4386021
Lvl 37
I bought what I thought were a cool GPS system.

It didn't help me get out of the woods but I did get a prayer answered.

A girl with far away eyes.

#4386022
Lvl 22
Quote:
Originally posted by ThreadKiller

I bought what I thought were a cool GPS system.

It didn't help me get out of the woods but I did get a prayer answered.

A girl with far away eyes.

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Please accept my heart felt condolences, (you know I've got to ask this).
Where did they bury her eyes?

That's the whole problem with GpS.....you gotta be specific....
#4386023
Lvl 22
OK, I just stepped back in to see if the snacks were still in the fridge.

WAIT !



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