Fuck Being A Nice Guy. You Get The Girls By Being An Asshole.

Cars are mu .

cars make you gay?

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

cars make you gay?

i love that...


but i still think my theroy is right...
you have to be an asshole sometimes and nice the other..

the ying and the yang. very true.

listen, it is all a female plot, like missing socks. lets face it , our ancestors were happy living in the woods, taking women where they found them and dying by 30 years olds. i mean free bush in the bush eh? but nooooooooooo, some woman said to a nice guy.....no bush without cave,and a meal, and ok you could use a shower. so man found a nice warm cave and then found a nice warm cave....if you follow my drift. next winter came along and woman found some nice guy and said " i am cold, build me a fire " and the nice guy built her a fire....then some 5'1' guy with hugh arms comes in and trashes the nice guy and gets some bush..........and a free cave and burns the hell out of himself on the hot warm stuff..........meanwhile , the woman observes and moans softly to the big guy.....a door would be nice..................?????????????????? anyway we have the dicks and would screw a muffler on a car if we could. women they want a nice warm cave and still haven't figured it out yet that brains kills brawn. and as a 4' 5' guy thats all i have to say>

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Originally posted by frodobus

listen, it is all a female plot, like missing socks. lets face it , our ancestors were happy living in the woods, taking women where they found them and dying by 30 years olds. i mean free bush in the bush eh? but nooooooooooo, some woman said to a nice guy.....no bush without cave,and a meal, and ok you could use a shower. so man found a nice warm cave and then found a nice warm cave....if you follow my drift. next winter came along and woman found some nice guy and said " i am cold, build me a fire " and the nice guy built her a fire....then some 5'1' guy with hugh arms comes in and trashes the nice guy and gets some bush..........and a free cave and burns the hell out of himself on the hot warm stuff..........meanwhile , the woman observes and moans softly to the big guy.....a door would be nice..................?????????????????? anyway we have the dicks and would screw a muffler on a car if we could. women they want a nice warm cave and still haven't figured it out yet that brains kills brawn. and as a 4' 5' guy thats all i have to say>

dude!.....that must hae taken alot of thought....
your right in most things....dont know about screwing a car muffler though..


to each his own i guess...

dont knock it until youve tried it.

off topic watty bring back chorlton!!!!

people really love the little fella huh?

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Originally posted by Watty

people really love the little fella huh?

he was a funny looking dood....made me feel good inside


and dude..WTF??? a car muffler?

see if i cant bring him home.


car mufflers? im sorry, its late and ive been drinking.

mmmmm warm.

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Originally posted by Watty

see if i cant bring him home.


car mufflers? im sorry, its late and ive been drinking.

ive tried mail boxes while drunk...but car mufflers?? i dont get yet

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

ive tried mail boxes while drunk

Are you really tall?

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Originally posted by Watty

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ive tried mail boxes while drunk

Are you really tall?
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no...just very creative

:nods:

I get ya

a fork in the road. my wife thinks men are programmed by nature to have sex as often as the chance offers itself......and who am i to disabuse her of that idea! when a woman is right she is right. sorry got to go.........

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Originally posted by Watty

:nods:

I get ya

you do? good,
explain it to me....i dont remember, i was drunk
and my wife wants to know..

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Originally posted by Q'uark

off topic watty bring back chorlton!!!!

No, I like his new avatar.