Drink some coffee, turn off HBO and CHAT...

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Originally posted by Scrog

That stuffs in milk aswell. I've got a wasp nest in the wall cavity and the crackling noise of them building their nest is getting louder everyday, there must be thousnds in there. I been told powder is the way to go, so I'll get some and squirt it down the little hole they use to get in and out, then maybe fill it with some space invader. Any better ideas?

Fire.

Light them on fire.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Fire.

Light them on fire.

And he thought my Uzi idea was bad

I knew a guy that got tired of the squirrels in his wall making too much noise, and in the middle of the night, he jumped from bed, grabbed his 12 ga. and started shooting holes in the wall.

Needless to say, his wife left him in the morning.

Imagine the destruction you could do in drywall with a 12ga

Imagine how easily you could put this thread out of its misery with a 12ga...

I still here stalking this thread !

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Originally posted by bustMall

I knew a guy that got tired of the squirrels in his wall making too much noise, and in the middle of the night, he jumped from bed, grabbed his 12 ga. and started shooting holes in the wall.

Needless to say, his wife left him in the morning.

And following night they were back in the what was left of the walls rummaging around again

What the fuck is wrong with people, dude beat a 9 year old girl to death with a brick, then cut her into pieces and put her hands, head and feet in a freezer and threw the rest of the body in a dumpster...

I mean really, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!

Would anyone like to donate to the, help Demo so he never has to work again fund???

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Originally posted by Demodad68

What the fuck is wrong with people, dude beat a 9 year old girl to death with a brick, then cut her into pieces and put her hands, head and feet in a freezer and threw the rest of the body in a dumpster...

I mean really, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!

*sigh*

Howdy Bangles

GAH!

My grandma handed me something, and I was storing a beer between my thigh and the couch.

Well... I just spilled my beer, cause I forgot about it, and moved to grab what she got me...

I don't know if I'm more upset at spilling on the couch, or wasting my beer...

That would depend, what kind of beer?

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Originally posted by Demodad68

Would anyone like to donate to the, help Demo so he never has to work again fund???

It's like the wicked witch of the west in dollar bill form, except a keyboard fell on it instead of a house, and I don't see any munchkins, just some dude mocking me

Site is running slow, half my posts won't post, bottom section of forum page and my credits keep disappearing

Aussies just beat India in the first test, now there's nothin' to watch

Indeed, it has been kind of choppy this evening/morning/whatevertimeofdayitiswhereyouare

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Originally posted by Demodad68

What the fuck is wrong with people, dude beat a 9 year old girl to death with a brick, then cut her into pieces and put her hands, head and feet in a freezer and threw the rest of the body in a dumpster...

I mean really, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!

Well, if you're going to dispose of the body, getting rid of the head, hands and feet is the best way to prevent identification of it.

That being said, you probably shouldn't keep them in your fridge if you want to avoid detection.

Also, 9 year olds are hard to hide, since there's usually a big fuss made when they disappear.


...the things you learn on reddit...

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Originally posted by Scrog

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And following night they were back in the what was left of the walls rummaging around again

It's what I would call a Squirrel shooting squirrels

I just heard on the news that there will be no Friday in Samoa. they are moving the date line to match Australia. Imagine waking up from a Thursday night party and find out you have been out for two days..WTF,,,(beer)