Drink some coffee, turn off HBO and CHAT...

Sponges are also very absorbent...

But the Sham-wow is the most absorbent of all

I'll admit, while perusing watercraft at the IX Center, I let the worlds greatest pitch-man pull an Andrew Jackson from my wallet in exchange for a roll of towels. Sham-Shit.... I shoulda known better.

im soo hungry. holy.

A customer just brought me a bag of pastries from the Cuban bakery. I love it when they bring me food.

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im soo hungry. holy.

You're always hungry. Maybe you have a tapeworm.

I'm hungry, I want breakfast...

Make some porridge or something.

I just saw the LiLo playboy shoot, Marilyn Monroe with freckles comes to mind.

I ended up eating a Pumpkin Pop-tart for breakfast, then a Big mac for lunch

And I also seen the pics, I'm not impressed with em

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I ended up eating a Pumpkin Pop-tart for breakfast, then a Big mac for lunch

And I also seen the pics, I'm not impressed with em

Sounds good, all I've got is a tub of mussels in the fridge till Maccas opens in about half hour.

Yeah I agree, nice way to pocket a lazy million or whatever. She didn't even show any fur

Back in the day when Sears was just a catalogue they used to sell tape worms as a form of a diet plan. On the next page they had hyperdermic needles and heroine. The original mamas little helper!

80's FTW

Ah yes, those were the days, get your heroin and cocaine through the sears catalog, no waiting on your stoned out of his gourd drug dealer to bring you the goods...

Whenever he could finally remember what he was suppose to be doing

When did they start putting Pepsi in glass bottles again?

I don't drink Pepsi so I have no idea...

But I do know it makes my belly very unhappy when I used to drink it

Lindsay Lohan is a queen you Mos.

Like, seriously, DEM TITTAYS!

Also, she's got a cute face, especially now that she got her teeth fixed up.

I mean, sure, it used to be hotter, but FUCK YOU STOP POINTING THAT SHIT OUT AND JUST GO WITH IT SHE'S STILL HOT AND YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS THAT I WOULD DO HER AND NOT YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE UGLY MEN AND SHE IS BIG BOOBIE AWESOME WOMAN!

Jerks.

I like Lindsay, I think she's hot

But did you see the news about Jennifer Aniston

Ghostbusters, this movie just never gets old

DVR's make all TV so much better. Life without commercials is longer life.

IMO, Lindsay's copy shot is way better. I saw the original Marilyn Monroe issue when I was a kid and well...

Lindsay is better looking in her copy-cat pics.

I like her tits and she's got a good bod, but she's barely recognizable in those pics.

Shit my pies are burning.