Dress up parties...

Ok, so this weekend im going to a party for my friends kid, he turns 1.

now this thing is a dress up party....my son is going as one of the invincibles, my wife is going as a snow white...and im supposed to go as something, but i hate dress ups..

what can i go as that is NOT gay looking, requires little effort...and wont make me look like a dork?


help please!!

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Originally posted by Latino

my son is going as one of the invincibles

The incredibles?

And my suggestion:

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Originally posted by Jack

[reply=Latino]
my son is going as one of the invincibles

The incredibles?
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thats the one, shows how much attention i paid to my wife on the phone then

Edit: thats a plan

Well, in honor of your current avatar you could go dressed up as the construction worker from the Village People. Wait. Did you say it needed to be gay looking or should not be gay looking?

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Originally posted by Latino

Ok, so this weekend im going to a party for my friends kid, he turns 1.

now this thing is a dress up party....my son is going as one of the invincibles, my wife is going as a snow white...and im supposed to go as something, but i hate dress ups..

what can i go as that is NOT gay looking, requires little effort...and wont make me look like a dork?


help please!!

oh god, i already know this will be a gong show thread, so i'll try and be serious before the on salught of nonsense


a little stereotypical, but what about...



get the outfit kinda, maybe a stuff croc


on second thought this might not be considered dressing up at all

@ jackster - thats a good idea actually!!
@ BigJ - nuh....my mate is dresing up as him

This one would be easy:

if the wife is snow white why not be prince charming?

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Originally posted by Jack

This one would be easy:

and id kick ass too....




i actually dont want to go, but they came to my sons...so i sort off have to.

i thought of going as Mr Invisible...so i could say i was there but not show up :P

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Originally posted by BigJ33103

if the wife is snow white why not be prince charming?

cause its gay looking...

and its supposed to be a fairytale or superhero one.....to make it even more gay!

batman is always a crowd pleaser!

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Originally posted by Latino

[reply=BigJ33103]
if the wife is snow white why not be prince charming?

cause its gay looking...

and its supposed to be a fairytale or superhero one.....to make it even more gay!
[/reply]

ehhh isnt prince charming/snow white a fairy tale?

I got it dude.. It goes with your bear theme - all you need is a red shirt.. and you can be naked from the waist down and no one can say shit:

#points to avatar#

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Originally posted by wise-guy

#points to avatar#

yea if you want to get arrested at the door for being a pedophile then dress up as wise-guy's avatar

@ jack -
@ WG -

woo hoo men in tights

one of the seven dwarfs seems to be in order

after ending the fun in the spam thread and your loatheness to attend the party, i'll vote for grumpy

Okay, on a serious note, since it's a party for the under three set:

1. Teletubbies - No, that's very gay,
2. A Wiggles character - Not gay but you'd look like a dork,
3. Thomas the Tank Engine - Not gay but very inconvenient.

Try an Australian cowboy. Get one of those Australian cowboy hats, a good duster jacket, jeans, and a black t-shirt. Convenient because you can just take off the hat and jacket and no one would know you dressed up so you can stop any place you want afterwards...while you force your wife dressed as Snow White to walk around........Just don't start telling people that Brokeback Mountain is your favorite movie..

How about Snoop Latino?