Creating a Girlfriend Character.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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*looks at thread title, original post*

*scanning Assman comment for sense*

Scan complete - sense not found.

Unless that was a random shot at me, in which case, I can't remember the rest of my insult, but the end part was "your mother is a whore".

@Pitch: I like you're enthusiasm..but you're doin it wrong..

Im just jealous cause Im married and to think about the good ol girlfriend days is depressing

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Originally posted by Assman!

... Im just jealous cause Im married and to think about the good ol girlfriend days is depressing

Is that your wife in your avatar?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Is that your wife in your avatar?

Of course! All my avys are. I forgot to mention Im an old school Morman LMAO

My bad on not reading the post...

Appearance: 6
Intellect: 6
Personality: 6
Love: 5
Sexual Prowess: 2

Appearance 5
intellect 5
personality 5
love 5
sexual prowess 5
Its called balance

Appearance: 4
Intellect: 6
Personality: 7
Love: 7
Sexual Prowess: 1

Wow, those who put sexual prowess at a 1 maybe haven't seen the whole spectrum

Appearance: 6 - important... gotta be proud of the girl I'm with
Intellect: 5 - i have a thing against stupidty. osmosis happens while you're sleeping.
Personality: 3 - 3's OK
Love: 6 - to deal with my jealousy complex
Sexual Prowess: 5 - has to be at least average. I can't hate her everytime i'm finished sexin with her. Been there, done that, sex is too important.

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Originally posted by absent

Wow, those who put sexual prowess at a 1 maybe haven't seen the whole spectrum

A rating of 1 doesn't mean their vagina turns into fucking sandpaper or anything..it just means you're more interested in love, and personality.

Your standards of 1-9 seem to be very lenient on the sexual prowess part. Considering

A low score means she's fugly.
A low score means she's borderline retarded.
A low score means you cannot stand her whenever she's doing anything other than sitting still.
A low score means she thinks you're a faggot who's lucky to have her.

Your game, your rules though

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Originally posted by absent

Your standards of 1-9 seem to be very lenient on the sexual prowess part. Considering

A low score means she's fugly.
A low score means she's borderline retarded.
A low score means you cannot stand her whenever she's doing anything other than sitting still.
A low score means she thinks you're a faggot who's lucky to have her.

Your game, your rules though

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Sexual prowess = skill or stamina as it pertains to sex.

So she might not be very good at it. I could handle having a partner that wasn't terribly skilled at sex, skill doesn't mean pleasure. It's still sex though..

I'll try make this my last post on the subject because I don't want to derail a pretty cool thread

The only sexual part of your 'make your girlfriend' was prowess. Therefore I lumped in things like sexual desire, sexual function, sexual inventiveness, sexual energy, etc etc into that. For me, according to the fugly/retarded/cannot stand/faggot labels for 'low scores' on the other categories means that scoring a 5 is average sex. Average sex = average sex. You don't, or shouldn't, go whoop-whooping around your lounge high fiving your rottwieler after average sex. A '1' for sexual prowess shows you are satisfied getting sex maybe once a month. And that she's probably forcing you to do it because you hate having sex with her so much because she's so crap at it. You also have to navigate your way into a hugely overgrown, smelly cooter -with crusty teeth- to round out the show.

On another note, funny that the girls who answered the thread look, on average, for a much higher value than the guys in this department!

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Originally posted by absent

On another note, funny that the girls who answered the thread look, on average, for a much higher value than the guys in this department!

But half the girls on here are guys...

I absolutely LOVE the fact I get more pussy than most guys

An ideal girlfriend would be like this for me.

Appearance:7
Intellect: 4
Personality: 7
Love: 1
Sexual Prowess: 6

Love's not all it's cracked up to be.

First of all, great thread idea and some excellent comments. Sorry I am late to the party. I must say Honda and EL are downright entertaining.

My ideal girlfriend...

Appearance: 8 (she must be beautiful and in great shape to earn a shot at the title)
Intellect: 2 (not batshit stupid, but no advanced degree is fine. I can carry the weight here)
Personality: 9 (it goes a long way...)
Love: 3 (if I am doing my job in the sack then if she moves on it would only be for a bigger better deal, e.g., $$$. If that is how she rolls I am better off finding that out at the girlfriend stage)
Sexual Prowess: 3 (must be more than a 1 b/c it probably isn't going to get dramatically better after f-ing her the first 1,000 times)

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Originally posted by webbie1

I absolutely LOVE the fact I get more pussy than most guys

Quality over quantity, hon.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Quality over quantity, hon.

It's all good EL

As the Southern Sage, Jerry Lee Lewis says, "Pussy Is Pussy"

I must admit since I've gotten older the quality isn't what it used to be but what is

Appearance: 5
Intellect: 6
Personality: 6
Love: 5
Sexual Prowess: 3

I have found that once you get married some of the numbers shift a lot. Appearance, and Love

I guess the points that dont change for the negative is Personality and Intelligence

The sexual prowess score will always go up for me, at heart I am a pleaser and a trainer. The pleaser part of me makes it so much easier for me to train my wife (or anyone else for that matter)

When it all comes down to it the summation of the scores are not as important as a HONESTY score. LOVE doesnt cover honesty because honesty means so much more than love. Honesty is respect and also a sign of intelligence (because stupid people think they can get away with lying) If personality is the score that would reflect my "build a gf"s honesty than put 10 in personality for me.

Appearance: 3
Intellect: 5
Personality: 10
Love: 5
Sexual Prowess: 2

I'm unlocking this topic...because well....I have the power now and I wanna. Also, I never got to play this game while it was new, and I thought a bunch of you newer guys also might like to play.

For me, this is my idea of the perfect girlfriend:

Appearance: 6
Intellect: 5
Personality: 7
Love: 4
Sexual Prowess: 3

I'd really like to give her more points in Intellect, but I figure average intelligence is ok. I'd also like to put her higher in both Love and Sex, but I believe its the personality that will make or break the relationship. As for appearance, I don't need a model, I want a girl who makes my heart light up, makes me smile, makes me laugh, and most of all makes me happy.

Appearance: 7
Intellect: 5
Personality: 7
Love: 5
Sexual Prowess: 1

(This is in the case I can somehow open her mind to new stuff and teach her new stuff sexually.. if not, it would look like this)

Appearance: 5
Intellect: 2
Personality: 5
Love: 3
Sexual Prowess: 10

(Being a the sex addict I am, then yeah..)

Appearance - 8
Intellect - 5
Personality - 5
Love - 7
Sexual Prowess - 0 (who needs them to be good, when I'm calling the shots ... Open your mouth! Ok, Now turn around and get on your knees damnit!)