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Originally posted by Honda_X
You start with 25 points. You can distribute them however you want among the following attributes, which are generally weighted on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, and 5 being completely average:
Baww, bawww! 25 is not enuf! I am a studly awesomeness, and therefore need 50 points.
Seriously kids, this is supposed to be hard; that's why you're given so few points to work with.
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Originally posted by H_X
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Sexual prowess is how much of a beast she is in the sack. A low score means consensual sex in the missionary position.
So, what's the score for non-consensual sex?
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Originally posted by nerph
Appearance:7
Intellect:4
Personality:7
Love:1
Sexual Prowess:6
Enjoy that one night with her, after which she steps on your testicles with her high heels and goes to fuck some dude she really cares about.
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Originally posted by hallospaceboy
My own girlfriend I will rate as follows:
Appearance: 7
Intellect: 5
Personality: 5
Love: 7
Sexual Prowess: 1
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At any rate, here's my explaination of the scoring I gave my current long term gf:
You’re doing it wrong.
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Originally posted by hallospaceboy
Appearance: 7
I should rate her at least an 8. She's really quite gorgeous. Actually, I go way more for plain, nerdier girls, but I'm afraid I'm smitten. Most people would rate her at a nine, I think. She could quite literally make a living as a model.
Intellect: 5
Again, I should rate her higher in this category. She's working on her masters degree.
Personality: 5
It's tough as hell rating her a mere 5 here. She's just like that girl that you get set up with who has a "great personality," only she's not fat. She just has a great personality.
Love: 7
Yeah, I gave her a high score here because, quite frankly, she is madly in love with me. Not to a terrifying degree, but I'd have to kill her family to get her to break up with me.
Sexual Prowess: 1
Well, she deserves slightly higher, but, and don't tell her, but she's probably the worst fuck I've ever had. I would like to say, however, that she's aware of this shortcoming, (I didn't say a thing to her about it, but she does try,) and she is all about getting way better. We literally have 'practice' sessions. I do nothing but encourage her.
See, all your numbers are wrong – and thus you feel the need to clarify them with qualifying statements - because you’re putting your current girlfriend in the formula, and that’s now how it’s supposed to work. This isn’t a “rate your current gf contest.
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Originally posted by hallospaceboy
Appearance: 3
Intellect: 7
Personality: 5
Love: 6
Sexual Prowess: 4
and my ex was
Appearance: 2
Intellect: 8
Personality: 2
Love: 4
Sexual Prowess: 9
See, this is better; at least you’re being honest. Also, uggos ITT.
Although, to be fair:
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Originally posted by Bangledesh
I figured I'd go for a 3 on sex; since this is obviously an RPG, you can level her ass up later.
Good strategy; look on the top shelf in her parents’ bedroom closet – I hear they keep the doggy-style power-up in there.
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Originally posted by marcell1001
Appearance: 5
Intellect: 7
Personality: 5
Love: 5
Sexual Prowess: 3
Ok, I will explain my answers too: 5 for appearance
cause my wife is the girl next door - Although i must say, a very beautiful girl next door.
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Personality 5,
i would have rated higher if i had more points to work with - I agree with the 30 mark that was stated earlier, I would have given her a 7 if i had more points to work with.
Love 5, would have been a 7. I knew i was going to marry her the first time we spoke on a phone (we had never met yet and she had to explain directions to a friend of mine from a different town.) She is my soul mate.
Sexual Prowess 3 would have been a 4 but married life is a two way street. I cant blame her for anything - She loves romance and i am a work o holic or let me rather state that the situation i am in forces me to work all the time, as in 16 hours a day, 7 days a week so there is really not much time for romance.
[ ] Follows the rules
[x] Tries to squeeze current GF into the parameters of this thread
[x] Fails
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Originally posted by marecell1001
I have been with my wife for 8 years now and i can not imagine life without her. I am just as in love with her as the day we met.
Good for you brah. But you, like hellospacecadet, did it wrong.
Here’s how it’s done, boys.
Appearance: 9 – Yeah, that’s how I roll.
Intellect: 2 – I’m the bright one in the family. She need not be some sort of Rhodes Scholar or anything, just being able to form sentences. And those sentences don’t even need to be grammatically correct. Love doesn’t come with a crossword puzzle that needs to be completed prior to a relationship or anything. And yeah, I know Jimmy Soul wouldn’t agree – but who said anything about being happy for the rest of your life…that’s a pipedream anyway.
Personality: 6 – See, this (and the next category) are where you can make up a LOT of the lost intellect points. I’d rather a really cool dumb chick than a really fucking annoying bright chick. I don’t care if she can name every U.S. President if she’s sitting in my lounge chair biting her toenails and picking her teeth with my favorite pen.
Love: 7 – This is about as high as I can go and still be realistic. Gorgeous girls, by definition, always have a lot of options open to them, so, despite men aging better, there always remains the possibility she’s looking to trade up. You just have to understand that it’s not likely at all (especially because there isn’t a whole lot higher to go than The ‘Dross)…but hey, there are model caliber chicks who date Hugh Heffner – and there’s always going to be someone out there with a bigger wallet, bigger car, bigger donger, whatever. ‘Tis life.
Sexual Prowess: 1 – Yeah, sex isn’t all that important, honestly. I mean, sure, it’s nice to have some place to park your pen0s, but I’ve been a practicing monk for the last year or whatever, so, really I don’t much care. Consensual missionary sex is fine. Plus, there always remains the possibility that I find one of Bangles’ power-ups.
