Creating a Girlfriend Character.

Bit surprised at the number of guys who rate sexual skills so low - maybe it would be better to just lay there when fucking and spend all your spare time at the hair dresser's. Don't mess up my hair...

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Originally posted by WindyM

Bit surprised at the number of guys who rate sexual skills so low - maybe it would be better to just lay there when fucking and spend all your spare time at the hair dresser's. Don't mess up my hair...

Don't forget the nail salon and the gym!

It's not that I don't care about it, it's just that if I had to sacrifice something in a relationship, and everything else was great, the sex isn't nearly as important. 90% of the time you're with your girl, you're not fucking, so, it just makes sense to me to focus on the things that will be dealt with the most.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

…90% of the time you're with your girl, you're not fucking,…

You're doing it wrong.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

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You're doing it wrong.

Brilliant ROFLMAO

For the life of me, I can't understand why a dude would be in a relationship with a chick who doesn't dig sex. Sex is about the only thing I've ever gotten out of any of my relationships.

Appearance:4
Intellect:4
Personality:6
Love:7
Sexual Prowess:4

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Originally posted by davey45

For the life of me, I can't understand why a dude would be in a relationship with a chick who doesn't dig sex. Sex is about the only thing I've ever gotten out of any of my relationships.

That's a bit of a shame...even though sex is the shizzle.

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Originally posted by davey45

For the life of me, I can't understand why a dude would be in a relationship with a chick who doesn't dig sex. Sex is about the only thing I've ever gotten out of any of my relationships.

In all seriousness, while sex is awesome and fun and feels like...um...warm apple pie and a bag of sand, it's really the last thing you look for in a chick, IMO. Perhaps the reason you haven't gotten anything else out of the relationship is because your priorities are off.

I mean, when I think back on some of my exes, the ones who I cared the most about, whom I still care about a lot, are the ones I spent the most time with and enjoyed their company and their smile and the way they looked and all that, not the ones who fucked the best.

Honestly, you can find a chick willing to fuck for 50 bucks. You can't find a chick who will laugh at your shitty jokes, cook you dinner and bring it to your work, and hang out with you when you're sick and feel like shit for any amount of money.

Well, for some amount of money, I'm sure you could, but it would be MUCH more than the typical hooker costs - and if you look at it economically, it's because the things that are in greatest demand and lowest supply are the most expensive.

Nice write up, teh dros..

Appearance: 4
Intellect: 7
Personality: 7
Love: 6
Sexual Prowess: 1

Here we go:


Appearance: 5 has to be half decent to look upon

Intellect: 6 - needs to hold a conversation

Personality: 3 - as long as she is tolerable

Love: 10 - its a must to a quiet and happy life

Sexual Prowess: 1 - as long as its something to poke on

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Originally posted by 0ghash

as long as its something to poke on

This made me lol.

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Originally posted by WindyM

Bit surprised at the number of guys who rate sexual skills so low - maybe it would be better to just lay there when fucking and spend all your spare time at the hair dresser's. Don't mess up my hair...

That's because we were asked to build a girlfriend not just some fucktoy. To some of us a girlfriend is somone you get to know, someone you grow with, someone who is worth more than whambamthankyoumaam. Of course, not all may share my opinion...

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Originally posted by Anton69

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That's because we were asked to build a girlfriend not just some fucktoy. To some of us a girlfriend is somone you get to know, someone you grow with, someone who is worth more than whambamthankyoumaam. Of course, not all may share my opinion...

Well said.

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Originally posted by Anton69

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That's because we were asked to build a girlfriend not just some fucktoy. To some of us a girlfriend is somone you get to know, someone you grow with, someone who is worth more than whambamthankyoumaam. Of course, not all may share my opinion...

aww, you made me all mushy inside.

except for my skeleton. that's still pretty rigid.

Meh, wimmin, they're just a life support system for a pussy!

The last girl I dated was:

Appearance: 9
Intellect: 1
Personality: 6
Love: 2
Sexual Prowess: 7

My current is:
Appearance: 7
Intellect: 6
Personality: 4
Love: 6
Sexual Prowess: 2

You need a life I guess a girlfriend would be a good start! At Honda

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Originally posted by pitch19

The last girl I dated was:

Appearance: 9
Intellect: 1
Personality: 6
Love: 2
Sexual Prowess: 7

My current is:
Appearance: 7
Intellect: 6
Personality: 4
Love: 6
Sexual Prowess: 2

Um, that wasn't the question.

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Originally posted by Assman!

You need a life I guess a girlfriend would be a good start! At Honda

*looks at thread title, original post*

*scanning Assman comment for sense*

Scan complete - sense not found.

Unless that was a random shot at me, in which case, I can't remember the rest of my insult, but the end part was "your mother is a whore".

@Pitch: I like you're enthusiasm..but you're doin it wrong..