Best and worst lines?

I was talkin' with a young gal today and I realized that she must have heard a bazillion pick-up lines in her line of work. Some probably good, most more than likely bad.


So what is the best and worst lines you have tossed out in hopes of scoring a gold medal in the waterbed olympics?

For you gals on WBW, what worked and what didn't?

What worked? The way Meat got me was rather ingenious. I was attending a birthday party for his friend. We were all sitting around, drinking, laughing, talking and having a great time. He got a call from his ex and walked away to have some quiet and privacy. We all wen on as before. He came back and we were still screwing around. A friend and I had gotten into a goodnatured argument, when out of nowhere, Meat walked up behind me, grabbed my hair, pulled my head back and kissed me hard on the mouth. I was shocked into silence. When I recovered, I asked him where that came from. His answer? "Well, it shut you up, didn't it?"


What failed miserably? "I hear you Italian girls are really wild. I bet I can tame you." My answer to that? "I'll kick your ass and send you right back to the pound." Smiled sweet as can be while I said it, too.

i used to have about a 100 bad ones and was able to fire them consecutively...

one of em went something like this :
do you believe in love at first sight ? or should i walk by another 3 times ?

or this one : i could really go for a good shag now... you want some too?

Get your coat you've pulled love is a bad one

Im not gay, but don't take my word for it.

They never understood that one.

This one never worked either; Hey if I fart, will you hide under the blanket with me? Dud.

Only one I ever tried was....


"If I put in your mouth, you couldn't say Thank You!"

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Originally posted by ev1l0ne

Only one I ever tried was....


"If I put in your mouth, you couldn't say Thank You!"

I like it. Nothing works better than a challenge,

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Originally posted by RumDum

This one never worked either; Hey if I fart, will you hide under the blanket with me? Dud.

dude that one almost made me spray a zip of whisky on the screen

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Originally posted by creepus

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dude that one almost made me spray a zip of whisky on the screen

Don't do that. I can't afford a new PC..

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Originally posted by RumDum

Im not gay, but don't take my word for it.

They never understood that one.

This one never worked either; Hey if I fart, will you hide under the blanket with me? Dud.

Some gals have no sense of adventure!

an ex of my sister referred to that particular action as "the dutch oven "

In high school I once asked a girl if she would go to first base with me.

Then we made out.

Best pickup ever.

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Originally posted by creepus

an ex of my sister referred to that particular action as "the dutch oven "

Also known as the turtle.

i always refer to it as the "fohn" aka the blowdryer

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

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Also known as the turtle.

I believe also a Cleveland Steamer..

Nother line;
Hello, may I come inside?

I'm not really sure there are any best. There are lots of bad one though.

Nice legs, what time do they open.
I like your dress, it'd look amazing on my bedroom floor.

Are a couple of bad ones.

-It must have hurt you!!??
-What??
-Falling from Heaven my Angel...



but it didn't work out

Cleavland steamer is different. Way different.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Cleavland steamer is different. Way different.

Ummm...second that...

Line: Are your lips lonely? Do they want some company?

Do you have a mirror in you pocket?

Cause I can see myself in your pants..