ATTN - WBW Memberbase.

This is going to take me years to read if I keep falling asleep while I read it.

The first few words may make me try to read the whole damn thing tho" .

"Dear newspapers...just give up, as everyone seems to be retarded now.

Switch to pop up books and pretty, pretty pictures to turn your business around."

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Originally posted by Activities_Mod

This was recently found under a garbage can.

Honda_X Journal - Date Unknown.

I miss you baby.

I miss you more than I thought I could. I always call to you in the night, forgetting you're not there. Since I lost censored, you've been my rock. I need you.

They don't understand me here. Lindros has Sugarpie...Kanzen has, himself. I have nobody. My thoughts are always of her, and of you. That sounds selfish, but I just can't let go of her, even though you're always there, laying next to me with your warm body and kind eyes. I miss your little wake up kisses, and when you grab my socks for me. I know I pretend I'm mad..but I always think it's cute.

I appreciate all you've done for me, and I'm sorry for all those times I yelled at you. I know you didn't mean to do all those things you did, you just get a little stir crazy when you miss me. I know what that is like.

I've also been shitting on the floor a lot lately too.

You're the best dog ever. I'll love you always, Jack Nicholson.

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what an awesome name for a dog.

Indeed.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

I cannot reaf theis right nwo

Not to beat the dusty skeleton of this horse, but that is fucking funny.

How did I miss this thread. I shall return and read it when I have time.

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Originally posted by hydrahead

How did I miss this thread. I shall return and read it when I have time.

A lot of people missed it.

I simply ignored it...

I'm cool like that

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Originally posted by Demodad68

I simply ignored it...

I'm cool like that

Oh, clearly...judging by that sweet tattoo.

BURN!

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Originally posted by hydrahead

I shall return and read it when I have time.

Don't worry. I'm ON IT.

(yoinking this catchphrase to use EVERY-fucking-WHERE.)

(srsly, one of the best damn posts EVAR)

Hey..don't be a catchphrase thief..

Burned yet again, OUCH

Feels bad eh?

Damn...

I wonder what happened to them?

Ever see The Hangover?

It's like that.

But with more dead strippers.

And trips to the desert.

Honda obviously playing the role of Dead Stripper?

Coat hook through the back of the skull.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Coat hook through the back of the skull.

I think you're conflating your Vegas Bachelor Party movies.

Said the guy who held the gun to the poor room-service attendant as he dug his own grave in the desert.

The only desert movie I can think of is Casino.

So uhh.... Somebodies car explodes and Lindros is Joe Pesci?

I haven't actually seen the movie in forever. What else was deserty?

Ummm... Raising Arizona?

Either way, great thread.