As I locksmith, this has always bothered me......

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Originally posted by Jeff613

and some locksmith like me rich.

Jeff, you are no longer a locksmith, you work with disabled people. You were obviously not that good as a locksmith otherwise you would still be doing it

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Originally posted by SizzleNeck

We nicknamed him Highlander, because he's about 500 years old for all the shit that he's done in his life time!!!

JEFF!…..(Score 1.17, based on 12 votes)

I’m not asking you to make a thread which achieves ***** ™

in nomine patrie et filie et spriritus sancti....I’m praying-you will get the opportunity one day.

I’m afraid though Jeff it’s NOT today & it’s not this thread.

Keep trying tho’ mate.

I feel like a better man for knowing this

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Originally posted by BigJ33103

I feel like a better man for knowing this

I thought you were banned you broke psychopathic rapist!

jeff rules you guys just don't see the potential in this guy

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Originally posted by TickLes

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I feel like a better man for knowing this

I thought you were banned you broke psychopathic rapist!
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TheJim22 always comes back. Like a fucking tumor.

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Originally posted by TickLes

[reply=Jeff613]
and some locksmith like me rich.

Jeff, you are no longer a locksmith, you work with disabled people. You were obviously not that good as a locksmith otherwise you would still be doing it
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Not only is he no longer a locksmith, isn't it because he got FUCKING FIRED as a locksmith!?

BWahahaahaha! I mean Jesus! Who gets fired from being a fucking locksmith!?

Hahaha!

Another one for the movie makers, buildings on fire tend to have a great deal of smoke in them, so thick you cant see your hand in front of your face and anyone stuck in there is usually dead within 5 minutes. Just thought id lend a hand.

I can sympathise with Jeff. Movies fuck me off with their falsehood and half-truths.

You know that fella John McClane yeah? Apparently he doesnt exist! I know! Apparently its some bloke called Bruce. Bruce for fuck sake!

And no he didnt even really stop terrorists blowing up that building. Or the plane. Not even New York! Bollocks all of it i tell thee...

I've had a few jobs -

Paper round
Shop girl at my local Co-Op
Kitchen help in a pub
Barmaid at my local pub
Assistant at a garden centre
Microbiologist

Have I done more than Jeff?

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Originally posted by BiBiBaby

I've had a few jobs -

Paper round
Shop girl at my local Co-Op
Kitchen help in a pub
Barmaid at my local pub
Assistant at a garden centre
Microbiologist

Have I done more than Jeff?

Not until you've been fired from being a locksmith.

oh thank God you cleared that! all this years i thought i was going deaf!