Animals in the walls

ok...so i slept for shit last night, and i woke up a million times because there is something living in the walls.....i dont know what it is, but it is big and has claws, because i can hear it scratching....

im not 100% positive about this, but im pretty sure it is this creature:





anyone know how to kill something in the walls? im not calling an exterminist....ill cut the fucker up with my sword if i can lure him out.

ya better do...it must be a bro of evil kanzen....

tell him theres a phone call for him n he'll come out... they always do.

I think you should use the sword to behead him. And take a video of you doing it. Rock on, EvilTheViking.

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tell him theres a phone call for him n he'll come out... they always do.

in honesty, anyone have any idea WTF i should do? i mean, i have NO problem killing it...and ill probably eat the fucker too if its edible....but i cant draw it out....

my suggestions not good enough for u Eric?!?!

y dont u jst take down the wall? walls r for losers anyway

UPDATE


turns out i am evil after all

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i have NO problem killing it.

but it could a kitten!!!!

You will enjoy the dark side, my friend. Being an asshole is much more fun than being nice. 'Specially around here.

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even better....i fucking hate cats and wouldnt mind eating some pussy

*is worried by the sudden emerging evilness within wbw, grabs uzi*

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UPDATE


turns out i am evil after all

your a evil too? ::runs out ::

join us in hunting wall animals Evilhmfc

I have a shitty chimney that runs down through my apartment, and sometimes bats fly in there and get stuck. I have to listen to them flutter like bastards for hours, and eventually they stop. I assume its because they either get out during the night or die. Either of which doesnt bother me as long as it doesnt make my apartment smell like dead bat.

You could wait it out, and find out what it is when they tear your house down.

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even better....i fucking hate cats and wouldnt mind eating some pussy

If you eat a cat I will NEVER talk to you ever again!

Oh, and not just anyone can be evil. You actually have to be good at it. Fuckers.

im a master of evilness and eating kittens

and i live in an apartment....no chimney.

and this thing has been around before and the fucking thing doesnt seem to ever die.....

Maybe more drastic measures are needed.

Duct tape, nair, super glue, and TNT. Get on it, EvilViking.

shouldn't this be evil jack sparrows avatar?????