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[POLL] How do you think humanity ends?

Starter: Kanzen Posted: 19 years ago Views: 2.9K
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#1690664
Lvl 26

How do you think it'll go?

  • Earth explodes thanks to Nuclear warfare. Toasty.

    15.38% (18)

  • WBW servers crash. Mass riots lead to the end.

    12.82% (15)

  • Earth gets pwn3d by an asteroid.

    8.55% (10)

  • A super disease spreads killing us all. pwn3d.

    8.55% (10)

  • The rapture? [Don't go all religious on us.]

    8.55% (10)

  • One of FeFe's boobs crushes the planet.

    7.69% (9)

  • Other.

    5.98% (7)

  • Earth heats up like and oven and we all roast.

    5.98% (7)

  • Hell will be full, and the dead walk the Earth.

    4.27% (5)

  • Kanzen's massive ego throws Earth out of orbit.

    3.42% (4)

  • Time just ends.

    3.42% (4)

  • Infertility. At least we can fuck like rabbits.

    2.56% (3)

  • Bioweapon outbreak. Zombies man, they freak me out

    2.56% (3)

  • Aliens wipe us out.

    2.56% (3)

  • Fallout Winter for a few hundred years.

    2.56% (3)

  • The oceans rise, and we sink, like a stone.

    1.71% (2)

  • Our world shifts into the Otherworld.

    1.71% (2)

  • Earth just explodes.

    0.85% (1)

  • Aliens use us as food; reproduction for harvesting

    0.85% (1)

  • We fall out of orbit and into the Sun.

    0.00% (0)

Votes: 117
So many people talk about it on television, so many books and novels written about it, and just as many movies. So why not have a poll on it? How do you think Humanity (or Life on this planet) will end? No getting religious crap or environmentalism. Just vote for what you think the most likely would be. If you want, go a head and comment how how you'd prefer it. This is just in good ol fun. Don't take it seriously.
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#1690665
Lvl 51
humanity will end as fast as people want, we all are destroying it
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#1690666
Lvl 26
So much for not being depressing. *glares at Mistral*
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#1690667
Lvl 24



i vote for the asteroid.
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#1690668
once we run out of oil, its all downhill from there :-)
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#1690669
Lvl 16
I went with "other"

Perhaps the WBW servers go down forcing all of the lurkers to actually have sex resulting in the spread of a new superdisease. NSV1 -- n00b simplex 1.

Hey mistral, you don't seem yourself today.
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#1690670
Lvl 22
hmm, jesusland starts war against iran and northern korea..beginning of the end.
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#1690671


I can't believe you forgot machines rising up and killing us all.



Though, knowing humanity, it will probably be sex robots that kill us all like
in Ghost In The Shell 2
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#1690672
Lvl 26
DOH!

Damnit, how could I forget Robots!?

The shame.

The utter shame.

Mmm... sexoroid. [GitS pwnz]
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#1690673
Lvl 5
ummm yeah this is a good thread. ( reaches for the bottle of bourbon and pills)
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#1690674
Lvl 14
arn't you supposed to be reviewing pics or something?..or do you guys have meetings about these poll results in your daily moderator meetings?..or for that matter?..are you all in a meeting now procrastinating..thinking up distracting tasks to do just so you won't have to do what you moderators are supposed to be doing?..what you volunteered to do..?..or maybe you're waiting for the repairman to fix you chair and you're stuck in one position with drool leaking out of your tube..and you really can't alert your helper that your bag is full because you disconnected the alarm since it was going off everytime you tried to masturbate
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#1690675
Lvl 26
Quote:
Originally posted by Tio
arn't you supposed to be reviewing pics or something?


I'm not a picture moderator. I'm a global forum moderator. Its my job to keep an eye on the forum.


Quote:
Originally posted by Tio
..or do you guys have meetings about these poll results in your daily moderator meetings?


Occasionally if the polls amuse us. Whats your point?

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Originally posted by Tio
..or for that matter?


That is a sentence fragment.

Quote:
Originally posted by Tio
..are you all in a meeting now procrastinating..thinking up distracting tasks to do just so you won't have to do what you moderators are supposed to be doing?


No. No. And I am doing what I'm supposed to be doing. I'm watching over the forum for people like you.

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Originally posted by Tio
..what you volunteered to do..?


And you're saying that we aren't doing what we are supposed to be doing? Have any evidence to back up that accusation?

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Originally posted by Tio
..or maybe you're waiting for the repairman to fix you chair...


I seriously doubt my chair needs fixing, it has all four legs.

Quote:
Originally posted by Tio
and you're stuck in one position with drool leaking out of your tube..


The drool is the result of staring at HBFactor's and Kara's pictures. I don't know what tube you are talking about.

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Originally posted by Tio
and you really can't alert your helper that your bag is full because you disconnected the alarm since it was going off everytime you tried to masturbate


Oh my, that almost hurt. Okay, not really. You're just a whiner who thinks for some gawd awful reason you have a point to flame pointlessly? I think most of us would gladdy take a bag of fecal matter over you. Anyone nonsensical and incoherent questions?
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#1690676
Lvl 25
I voted for the asteroid thing too.
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#1690677
Lvl 22
ill be the end of humanity if people dont stop moaning about the fucking pic queue.
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#1690678
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by Watty

ill be the end of humanity if people dont stop maoning about the fucking pic queue.


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#1690679
Quote:
Originally posted by Watty

ill be the end of humanity if people dont stop maoning about the fucking pic queue.


Maybe white dog poo will be the end of humanity.
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#1690680
Lvl 22
Quote:
Originally posted by Watty

ill be the end of humanity if people dont stop maoning about the fucking pic queue.


or maybe One of FeFe's boobs crushes the planet....
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#1690681
Lvl 14
fallout winter. i see the earth go down in total radiation overload so everything dies in a slow and painful way, disforming more with every new generation. nice eh?

for the optimists:
but after a million years, the earth will suddenly come back with a new lifeform that doesn't have the unnesesary urge to kill eachother.
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#1690682
Lvl 22
Quote:
Originally posted by Powerflux

fallout winter. i see the earth go down in total radiation overload so everything dies in a slow and painful way, disforming more with every new generation. nice eh?

for the optimists:
but after a million years, the earth will suddenly come back with a new lifeform that doesn't have the unnesesary urge to kill eachother.


its no new lifeform, the only one what will survive are...

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#1690683
Lvl 13
WBW Server crash which eventually leads to the entire destruction of the internet as the online masses all scramble to find another website that has such in depth coverage of Cars and other automobiles. The worlwide servers cannot handle such an overload of people blindly stumbling throughout the internet and just collapse in on themselves.

The infuriated people deprived of Car Forums and pictures take to the streets destroying all that stands before them...eventually however The Chuck and the Hoff team up and eliminate everyone saving the world from utter destruction. Unfortunately Only Mr. Norris and Mr. Hasselhoff are left to re-populate the earth....Chucky Norris and Davey H hop in KIT and make for the honeymoon suite at Niagara falls to begin earths second coming
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