[POLL] How do you think humanity ends?

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Originally posted by Devil6

WBW Server crash which eventually leads to the entire destruction of the internet as the online masses all scramble to find another website that has such in depth coverage of Cars and other automobiles. The worlwide servers cannot handle such an overload of people blindly stumbling throughout the internet and just collapse in on themselves.

The infuriated people deprived of Car Forums and pictures take to the streets destroying all that stands before them...eventually however The Chuck and the Hoff team up and eliminate everyone saving the world from utter destruction. Unfortunately Only Mr. Norris and Mr. Hasselhoff are left to re-populate the earth....Chucky Norris and Davey H hop in KIT and make for the honeymoon suite at Niagara falls to begin earths second coming

The oceans rise due to George Bush's head imploding while fishing off the coast of florida causing a psunami
1000 times worst than the last one.

One of Anna Nicole Smith's breast implants bursts, and in the resulting silicon flash-flood, the entire State of California breaks off the continental shelf and falls into the ocean: the toxic waste from decomposing hollywood directors leads to a genetic mutation causing murderous killer plankton that eat everything alive on earth. This is called the "tubberfly effect" - from small breast-burstage can arise very large consequences.

^^wtf

time just ends. that sounds pretty good

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WBW servers crash. Mass riots lead to the end.

There would have to be a complete and total crash for that, and I think we have enough perverts here with enough porn to repopulate the site.

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One of FeFe's boobs crushes the planet.

we can only hope

Zombies and Bioweapons... thats what i am talkin bout

Living dead, yeah. *goes to clean his weapons*

"Earth heats up like and oven and we all roast."

That's quite probabilistic.

But war could end us more sooner.

Nature wil cure everything so it will be a disease which kills us quickly but in a very nasty way.
The chimps will survive. They will use all our technology thats left behind and they delevelop in a new kind of humanoids. That will kill the rest of the earth in the end.

*edit spelling*

some alien somewhere decides to pull the plug on his blender and turns us off instead..

Aliens will wipe (most of) you out.

finally realizing that we are all doomed the entire world desides to commit a mass suicide ...one n00b was reposting a fake Britney Spears sex vid and misses the whole thing...dumb n00b

In some 3 million years, the Sun has grown from it's current form to a Red Giant. At this state, it will be so close to Earth that it's heat will kill all lifeforms from the surface of the planet, and not too long from that it will insinerate the whole planet.

But I do believe that much before that we have killed ourselves, or the vast majority of mankind in an atomic war between the USA and USEU (United States of European Union) versus China, North Korea and Kaukasian rebels from Russia. During this war, also the Middle-Eastern countries will join in the war after one of the original sides "accidentally" bomb half of world's muslim countries to atoms.

After this war, the only living things on Earth will be mainly bacterial and viral lifefors, mutated single-cell organisms on the polluted radioactive oceans, and..... Cockroaches who will soon become the dominant species of the planet and evolve to an intelligent lifeform.

I'm sort of going to go in a different direction here..... Everybody on WBW reaches out to new people and gives them a big hug. This, in turn, creates a giant ripple effect throughout the entire universe. Other beings come here. A lot of there women are endowed with special secrets. they can do things we've never even dreamt of!!! Things only that Sweatheart has done!! Every being rejoices and all earthlings are granted super powers (real ones.. not like some phony thread!!). At this point the air is clean, the food is good, the wine flows freely (for some... the perrier). All is good. And then, suddenly.. that one guy.. that one asshole...makes fun of ONE alien's weight.... and we are all zapped into oblivion by a giant fire breathing super galactic MOD!!!!!!!! The End.

The Earth will spontaneously combust. And as result of being on the top floor of one of her hotels, Paris Hilton will be the last person to die from being burned alive. Her last words, and the last words of humanity, will be "Thats hot."

i'm convinced that it's going to be Fefe's boob. What a way to go though! (apologies to Latino)

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Originally posted by wit_

In some 3 million years, the Sun has grown from it's current form to a Red Giant. At this state, it will be so close to Earth that it's heat will kill all lifeforms from the surface of the planet, and not too long from that it will insinerate the whole planet.

But I do believe that much before that we have killed ourselves, or the vast majority of mankind in an atomic war between the USA and USEU (United States of European Union) versus China, North Korea and Kaukasian rebels from Russia. During this war, also the Middle-Eastern countries will join in the war after one of the original sides "accidentally" bomb half of world's muslim countries to atoms.

After this war, the only living things on Earth will be mainly bacterial and viral lifefors, mutated single-cell organisms on the polluted radioactive oceans, and..... Cockroaches who will soon become the dominant species of the planet and evolve to an intelligent lifeform.

youre in a happy mood arent you?

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Originally posted by Milt

i'm convinced that it's going to be Fefe's boob. What a way to go though! (apologies to Latino)

its ok...im usually refered to as a tit..

I hate to admit but I agree with trustno1.I live in jesusland (the states) and I foresee bad things happening if we go to war with iran and korea.

as long as zombies are involved somewhere, im okay with however it goes down