Dear Moderator

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feel free to contact the crew on all issues you might have

Lately ive been having a problem, my masturbating just doesnt seem to be doing the job. I was wondering if you were available to assist me sometime this week. Thank you.

Sincerely,
FeFe

I'll assist you FeFe

:: knocks on FeFe's bedroom door ::

I'm sure she wasn't expecting me and kanzen to be the first ones to reply to that

[sarcasm] im shocked so many are offering to help!![/sarcasm]

im amazed at kanzens offer... thats summat new!

Always ready to help FeFe in need. Even if I'm not moderator...

Always awailable for you, FeFe

Let's see, monday I'll see my Gf, so what about tuesday ?

sounds great, ill clear my schedule (K)

Hmm... Never really given it a thought before. But...

HOW THE HELL DOES ONE BECOME A CREW MEMBER????

So the cheapest way to get to the US by tuesday...
Freight-liner aircraft?

Don't bother I'm already at her place.

*snif*

Dear FeFe,

It has come to my attention that your masturbating just doesnt seem to be doing the job. I have a very long neck and the services of a fine beak which I can offer. Although I am not a moderator, I am available to assist you any time this week. I look forward to hearing from you.

Best regards,
jackostrich

You sick and twisted bird !

Beside, why would she want you when she can have me

Isn't sarcasm against the rules too?..oh yeah..now I remember..except for ffeee feeeee

I'd help FeFe out but we'd probably just end up in a long term relationship.

:ing hysterically at this thread: