Lets soiled tissues hit the ground otherwise it sticks to your fingers ! Has bar of soap ready.
Throws soap.
catches soap, washes hands thoroughly. throws cup of lathered up water
Catches Lathered Water and put's it down the drain, biggest Rat you have ever seen pops out of the drain.
Throws Rat by it's tail.
Catches rat in humane rat trap.
Throws loaded trap.
catches loaded trap, frees rat into the wild. throws empty rat trap.
Catches empty rat trap around my fingers !! Sews them back on but back to front. Collects blood
Throws Blood.
Catches blood and gives it to a hospital.
Throws scalpel.
catches scalpel in my left knee cap and thinks damn i'm glad it didn't hit a bit farther up...
throws knee cap
catches knee cap and gets grossed out. Throws glass vase.
catches vase, cuts some long stem roses puts them in it and gives them to FeFe...
throws thorns
Catches loaves and fishes. Eats the loaves but discards the fish.
Throws a chicken.
Catches Chicken and gives it to the Colonel, he fucks it up and makes it greasey.
Throws KFC excess grease.
Catches KFC excess grease and burns it.
Throws random unhealthy carbon molecules.
catches random unhealthy carbon molecules, plays with them, they turn into housefly DNA. throws housefly DNA
Catches DNA and uses it to clone a woman, failed badly and got a Camel.
Throws Camel
catches camel, but not before it shits on me.
Throws camel shit.
ducks camel shit. picks up shovel to dispose of the dung. throws soiled shovel
Catches Soiled Shovel in the middle of my head and gives me a nice parting, so my barber is no longer required.
Throws Barber
catches barber, who bizarrely shaves my pubes into the shape of a christmas tree.
Throws tinsel