Throw something at the next poster!

catches disagreeing doc, sends him away 4 a specialist opinion. specialist sorts problem out, i win operation! throws operation

Catches operation and plays it (Loved that game when i was younger), missus takes game away from me and tells me to grow up !... Throws Temper Tantrum.

cant really catch a tantrum, but joins in none the less. throws dummy out of pram

Catches Dummy and gives it to Jose Murhino in exchange for his old tattered coat.

Throws Coat.

Catches coat and tries it on, looks like a stalker so he keeps it.


Throws salve after putting some of it on his latest tattoo. :P

Catches Salve and also puts it on latest tattoo of a snake.

Throws Snake.

catches snake. gets bitten. throws a paddy

Catches Paddy and he is not amused and gets on train back to ireland, gives me a pint of Guinness.

Throws empty glass.

catches empty glass. orders a few refills. downs in one. starts a brawl. throws stall at unsuspecting victim

Stall hits victim on the head, he is really angry and picks up Pool Table.

Throws Pool Table.

doesnt attempt catching pool table. thats jst suicide. picks up pool cue and throws that instead

Cathes Pool Cue in the middle of my forehead, I now look like a Dalek.

Throws Tardis.

catches tardis, somewhat surprised by its almost weightless exterior. throws the Doctor (keeps Billie Piper for myself!)

Throws Doctor back to Poon-Tang and he drops Billie Piper (I want Billie for Sexy-Time ) Dr.Who gives me Sonic Screwdriver.

Throws Screwdriver.

catches screwdriver and destroys all daleks, its pretty easy really. throws sand in Punnani's eye so he drops Billie Piper

Catches Sand in a barrel (as i still have one eye left) Billie Piper cannot walk after my last session with her.

Rolls Barrel at speed.

jumps barrel and decides i dont want Punnani's sloppy seconds. throws brick at passing mini cooper

Catches brick through the window of my Mini Cooper, swerving all over the road i manage to hit Jose Murinho.

Jose Murinho flys through the air.

deliberately misses jose mourinho. picks up jose and throws at arsene wengar

I catch Jose and put him back in the dustbin, pick out some old smelly fish.

Throws Fish.