The worst thing you've ever done for no reason

What is it? Breaking some guys windshield cause he slept with your girl doesn't count, as you had a reason. I mean like your friend passed out and you put pepper in his mouth and punched him the stomach.

Me and a bud used to throw eggs onto the playground at a middle school, we had a good hiding spot so we got away with it.

I got into a fight with some opposing television crews and my friend Brick stabbed a man with a triton. The fight got really out of hand and accelerated quickly.

I can't really say the WORST for legal reasons, but I guess the meanest thing I ever did for no reason was when I took hair dye and wrote "BITCH" on my friends forehead while he slept, not only did it dye his skin for weeks (which I intended) it also burned the skin and caused him a lot of pain which I didn't really expect to happen.

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Originally posted by webster4972

I got into a fight with some opposing television crews and my friend Brick stabbed a man with a triton. The fight got really out of hand and accelerated quickly.

Motherfucker, you rock. That was a quick yet witty response. I respect you for that.

^^ I don't understand!!!

I not going to say the "worst".... but this was funny (at the time).

Growing up in Colorado we always felt that throwing snowballs at cars should be an Olympic sport....anyway.. one day I was "practacing for the team" and nailed this guy, he slammed on his brakes, the dude behind him was tailgating and rear ended the guy I hit with the snowball .

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Originally posted by fannyboy

^^ I don't understand!!!

It's from the movie anchorman. A nice witty response. Well played old man

I was playing lead guitar at an Oldies Rock Show. Some guy outside had a highly boosted illegal CB Radio that was broadcasting through our Stage Amplifiers. We heard him bragging about how he was outside Little Darlin's and he had a huge 10 foot whip antenna on his black Z-28.

As the signal was about to blow our speakers, I ran off stage and out to the parking lot. There it was... the black Z-28 with dark windows and a 10 foot stick antenna. I ripped it from it's mounting and shoved it down into a storm sewer! Then I smashed his back window with a broken brick!!!

As I ran back into the club and wrapped my guitar around my neck once again, I heard "WOW, you should have seen that! Some guy ripped an antenna off some guys car and threw a brick at the window!!!!!"

SHIT! I GOT THE WRONG CAR!!!!!

My roommate and I had aparty in college and a friend of ours passed out on our sofa. He had a big bushy beard, so we went across the hall to where some girls lived and got a bottle of Nair hair remover and sprayed the whole can in his beard. He woke up the next morning with a terrific hangover started scratching his face and hair started coming off in clumps. He looked like he had the mange, ended up having to shave his beard off. He was pissed then but laughs about it now cause he got even.

I shit on the coats.

I joined this fuckin' stupid website! These morons that run this thing are so stupid that they aren't even able to delete accounts! I am stuck here forever!!!!!!!!!!!

haa @ mrmisterme

This one time we wer having beach party some of the more inebriated of us got one of our buddies who was drunk but asleep and put him wheelie bin and buried it in the sand with the lid open but so he could not climb out. We then went to sleep and forgot about him, the tide lifted the bin and took him and it out to sea. Lucky it was a calm day, we 'borrowed' a boat and went out and rescued him, he was still asleep.

any activity that involved me being drunk in front of a number of girls.

Like the time I spent an half an hour lining up the red heads of matches in a line on my leg then lit it to see how fast it would burn.
Apparently the sulphur in the heads burns so hot that that your nerves die before they have time to react; I now a 6" scar along my leg from third degree burns due to my stupidity.

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Originally posted by IrishCharm

[reply=webster4972]
I got into a fight with some opposing television crews and my friend Brick stabbed a man with a triton. The fight got really out of hand and accelerated quickly.

Motherfucker, you rock. That was a quick yet witty response. I respect you for that.
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thanks charm

When I was in high school me and my best friend would drive past a private school everyday after school. We would always yell shit at the kids because we thought it was funny. Well one day there was a new kid that we had never seen playing outside and boy was he fat. I have no idea what gave us the idea but we went to my house and found some cheese fries that had been sitting in my fridge for like three weeks and we put them between two pieces of bread and then doused it in lighter fluid. We drove back to the private school and as we passed the fat kid, my buddy lit the "sandwich" on fire and I yelled "I hope you don't get heartburn FATTY!" and then my buddy threw the flaming sandwich right at the kids face. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen watching this kid dive to the ground as a flaming sandwich is flying towards him. We drove away laughing.

I used to be a giant asshole, I have tons of stories.

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Originally posted by IrishCharm

[reply=webster4972]
I got into a fight with some opposing television crews and my friend Brick stabbed a man with a triton. The fight got really out of hand and accelerated quickly.

Motherfucker, you rock. That was a quick yet witty response. I respect you for that.
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A "triton" and not a "tripod", right??


silly fuckers

First thing comes to mind, when i used to work for this Italian resturant years back. One of my line cooks came up to one day while i was on line preping for that nights dinner. The fucker decided to give me the 'ol "cock tap" (haha, not funny. Hurts like hell, right) I got so pissed, i chased him around the resturant for like 10 mins, grabed a big handful of white pepper and rubbed it in his eyes. Never thought i hear a grown boy cry like a little baby. I felt bad for him, but that quikly went away when my balls started hurting again.

::::quietly walks away:::::

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Originally posted by franklin

[reply=IrishCharm]
[reply=webster4972]
I got into a fight with some opposing television crews and my friend Brick stabbed a man with a triton. The fight got really out of hand and accelerated quickly.

Motherfucker, you rock. That was a quick yet witty response. I respect you for that.
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A "triton" and not a "tripod", right??


silly fuckers
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It was a triton- a three pronged spear.