The worst thing you've ever done for no reason

One time me an some of my friends were staying in a hotel and for no reason we went into the hall and I stuck my ass against this guys door and shit all over it. The next morning we woke up to the guy freaking out and screaming. I have more but for some reason this one poppped into my head.

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Originally posted by Guru_04

One time me an some of my friends were staying in a hotel and for no reason we went into the hall and I stuck my ass against this guys door and shit all over it. The next morning we woke up to the guy freaking out and screaming. I have more but for some reason this one poppped into my head.

sounds scary!

The meanest one was when I was at a Wendy's. I took a few packs of Ketchup, poked holes it the
ends, bent them in half and put them under the little knobs of the toilet seat with the
open ends facing the rear. Not two minutes after I did it, two guys walked in, one looking like
he had to take an emergency shit. He runs in and less than 30 seconds later he comes running and
his friend is laughing his ass off at him. My friend and I had to leave because they were alot
bigger than us and we were going to explode if we didn't laugh too.

I smashed part of an old lady's fence while walking home drunk one night because she had pissed me off about a year before. She was a neighbor.

I used to crawl up on the roof of my house and just chill for no real reason, just to hang out and think about all the shit a teenager thinks about (girls, sex, sex with girls, all the pricks at school I'd like to beat the shit out of...regular stuff) and she saw me up there and told me to get down or she would tell my parents (who were never around).

I thought, what fucking business is it of yours, but I never said anything at the time. I just fucked up her fence a year later like the courageous drunk-assed sixteen year old I was. Oh, well. I guess I had a reason, sort of, but dude, she was like ninety.

This one time ... in Band Camp ....

Leaving this thread unlocked

I used to love throwing mud balls at the short bus--

it was seasonal----mud in spring and snowballs in winter.

i was experimenting with home made napalm bombs using cans, gas and ammonium pellets. i accidentally set a truck on fire which is on the other side of the wall.

WoWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Funny topic, reading your guys stories brings out memories, of all the fucking stupid things ive done myself, many not unlike those told here. Well i guess boys are boys no matter where from.

when i was a kid me and a friend shot his crazy next door nieghbour with a hunting slingshot and ballbearing... man was he pissed although he beat his wife so i guess what goes round comes round.. i wonder whats coming for me or whether i've earned enough karma points

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I shit on the coats.

If this was a Dane Cook quote it was a really good one.

Years ago I was working as a Paramedic, We used this one gas station to fuel the rigs and about a half block away was a recycling center that employed some of our city's higher mentally retarded. Well next to the gas station was a bus stop ( the city ran a special bus to pick them up and drop them off ) their was about 15 of them all standing at the bus stop. Soooo as I was gassin up the Ambulance a couple of them came over to me and started jabbering to me, now we had come from the direction of the bus and I had passed it on it's was to pick them up, For some reason I told them the bus had broken down and was not coming to get them, well these two ran back to the troupe to tell them the news, the next thing I know the whole group started shuffling back to the recycle center. And sure as hell as they rounded the corner that bus showed up...The bus driver even got out and looked around for a few, then drove off....I was laughin my ass off as my partner came out I told her what I did...she told me I was gonna go to Hell for that...Anyway the recycling center finally got the full story outta of them, and I got yelled at by my Boss but he was laughling so hard, it didn't matter.

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Originally posted by Xeno50

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I got into a fight with some opposing television crews and my friend Brick stabbed a man with a triton. The fight got really out of hand and accelerated quickly.

Motherfucker, you rock. That was a quick yet witty response. I respect you for that.
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A "triton" and not a "tripod", right??


silly fuckers
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It was a triton- a three pronged spear.
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Wow, ummm actually it's a Tri-DENT. A Trident is a three pronged spear.

A friend and I used to hang out on the roof of an abandoned coat hanger factory. Seriously, Laidlaw Inc. It was a good place to get high and drink. There were railroad tracks running right past it. We used to throw rocks at the train cars carrying brand new cars. The idea was to break as many windshields as possible.

I was in the Marine Corps, and our unit had some Russians visiting. I was put on a working party, makeing punch and other degradeing shit. So I spit in the punch.

Making punch is degrading?

I fucked my bestfriend's girl (this is not the point).After He discovered us, one night I went to his home and I broke the glasses of his car.
I don't know why yet!
guess he had to broke my car, not me broke his car...

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

Making punch is degrading?

You are too refined as a barman, to be understood by us

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

Making punch is degrading?

Only because I did not join up to make punch.