Stevo's Ozzie Proverbs MS Cartoon

Stevo - (all Aussies shorten names to make them user friendly), The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.

Stevo has a keen backyard humour and His quick wit and eye for detail make him an Australian Proberb.

He gets about a bit, and loves the Aussie landscape. A barbie in the backyard is the ultimate in cultural exchange. His sole purpose in life is to turn the world into one backyard.



Sorry about the re-post of this image, I wanted to get the topic in one area

Now Ayres rock, is not the best place to get took short. When visiting the vast regions of Australia, there are three things you need with you.

1. Beer
2. Eski
3. Crapper

Moore Park sydney is the home of abuse for all Aussies! A few tinnies plenty of biff and a game against the English! Frequent calls of encourgement to the home can be heard at all times. "Gregan you bastard" (a term of endearment) "make the ball available"! "WTF was that?

Now Stevo often looks out at the world with real objectivity! He sees in the distant a townie heading at full speed through the outback and remembers back to when "A thong" was worn on the feet not in the crutch

WaD, youre my hero

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

WaD, youre my hero

:Bows in abayance to the valuptuous one:

i knew more aussies would make this place more fun...

great stuff WaD

...bondi..what a beach, were there are boobs a plenty

boob, mate I got thong blindness

Stevo is trying to get hip with his new THONG! Now for you none Aussies, a thong is a rubber jandle worn between the toes. Stevo has got his thong between his Arse cheeks and in close proximity to the family benefit. He watches sun set on the swan river and philosophically muses at the world in front of him.

My Oath, A beer, A thong, Perth...... Bloody Bonza.

Breathtaking..............thats all you can say. Outback not a care in the world. Stevo, looks up and surveys the scenery and with a deep breath soakes in the aromas that surround him! "Who TF FARTED? And the world seems small once again.

Stevos fame has gone afar! His eaarthy proverbs on life landed him in the good old U.S, where he was invited to a nudist party in the bush.

Now too an aussie, bush conjours up two things.

1. Bush (plenty of trees Koalas, Coronas and crawling things, with barbies, snags, yabbies and the odd tinnie, and of course babes).
2, Bush (plenty of pubes, thongs and boobies on display, where chances are you'll chunder and go under).

Stevo feels somewhat out of place when onto the seen comes the President of the united states. Steves first words are "Oh bugger, looks like I've been amBUSHED.

Now stevo has a world perspective of his native Australia, and loves every grain of sand in it. So much so that he can often miss whats around him, in favour for the awesomeness of his beloved Nation. "They dont know what theyre missing" is almost an oxymoron than a proverb. Especially as theres a ripe Bondai Sheila behind him.

too right mate....too right.