Stevo's Ozzie Proverbs MS Cartoon

I can only say, that beech looks so cool.....................mmmmmm I long for that scenery.

Now Stevo, has been in some pretty tight spots. None more so, than when he had just ten minutes to get to the bottle shop beofre it shut, and the ute wouldnt work so he had to use one of his kids bmx bikes! Geeeez, did it play havok with the family benefit?

Here he is, oblivious to the luscious Jessica and her insatiable appetite for real men...... and as we know If you want a man you need an Australian.

While Jessica is offering her attentions, Stevo is surveying his....... A cold beer, A beach, and a view to die for.... what else is there in life?

Driving around in the outback is not a picnic (well apart from this occassion). Now Stevo was taking his usual care of the ute.... 160 k per hour, aircon on full.... bottle of emu in one hand, tuning into FM with the other, swerving for abbos and the odd roo. Until WOOOOMP!! Hey presto meat for tea.

Now Stevo loves his ute... nearly as much as his beer and pretty close to his sheila, but when the tour of duty calls, hes true blue oz. "Get the billie on Love, Ive been shoppin".