Insult The Person Above You (Vol 9)

^^wishes she knew where her vagina slithered off to

pulls his dick everymorning hoping it will reach the inch

^^swallowed my other 7 inches a year ago

they came right off and i thought it was a slim jim

^^is very familiar with slim jims since they are the only action she gets

coz it's better than any dick around here^^^

^^says that while standing in the junk food isle of the corner liquor store...midnight.

where he works for jerkys

I would have been his dad but his mom didn't have change for a $1

so he just went and fucked himself.... over and over

^^ if stretchmarks were worth money... the ones around your mouth would be worth a fourtune

sadly, they don't, so i have to keep on sucking your mom's clit to pay the bills

^^pays her bills to the crack dealer

^gay turd^

^^calls Copenxin gay because he keep rejected her because her pussy smells like New Orleans two weeks AFTER the flood

while he smells like new orleans one day BEFORE the flood

^^you know because your nose was buried in my ass when I held you upside down while face fucking you

gets turned on with dead pigeons

^^has a flat, wrinkled, hairy ass

whick also turns him on