Insult The Person Above You (Vol 9)

^^^played the star role in a promo video called, "Making the most of your felching experience!"

^had a threesome with burt and ernie. Kermit filmed it.

^^^wanks to that film regularly because he owns every release of it.

^^^isn't just a member of the itty-bitty-teenie-weenie club, he's the president.

^^^is the third shift janitor

^loves cock so much, he licks the sides of urinals

^^^Is proud to be featured in his own avatar.

A noob.

^^^has never really seen a urinal because his mommy still takes him into the little girls bathroom where she makes him sit whenever he has to take a piss.

^^^Is awesome.


Crap.

Too easy, but here goes anyway:
^^^learned what it means to "toss someone's salad" by secretly watching his parents do it from the bedroom closet.

^watches the elderly toss eachothers salad

^used to toss salads without syrup or jelly, until his ex-con boyfriend showed him the way

^^^his ex-con boyfriend... Also known as "Kneeling Nancy" at San Quintin prison.

^^^^ tried to give a reacharound to r lee emery fucked up and was asked WHAT IS YOU MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS

R. Lee Emery finished by saying "This is how I do I reach around to alanmk5!"

^^^ posterboy for abortion

^the highlight of who's life will be the free buffet at his funeral

^^^ jealous because all that will be served at his funeral is preserved bottles of his mother's breastmilk

^^^^still drinks his mothers breastmilk..from the tap