Insult The Person Above You (Vol 9)

^actually thinks that was clever

^^wouldnt know clever if it came on his face

^^^doesn't know clever either because he keeps swallowing the cum. He doesn't want to waste all that slimy protein.

^^^knows an awful lot about slimey protein...from experience.

^^^is able to suck ping pong balls through a regular soda straw...lots of practice I guess

he knows that hes able to suck ping pong balls cuz he was along there doing it with him

^^^is from denmark enough said!!^^^

^his boyfriend told me he pee's sitting down

^finds that arousing

^^^draws cartoons of himself having sex..with other cartoons

^would do the same, but has no point of reference,
as all he sees during sex is the pillow that he's biting

^doesnt even get a pillow to bite while his boyfriend plows him

^^gets a rubber ball to bite

^^^prefers to suck on my balls

^^prefers to floss with crab infested pubic hair

^^^can't floss anymore because your father slammed out all your front teeth when he face-fucked you last night. But you weren't angry about it...you always told "Mfmph mf hmfpha" which translates to "fuck me harder".

^^did the same to his son...

^^^My son.

Now Son, you weren't supposed to tell them about us. I knew your mother and I should have used that condom. By the way, she's on the rag again so I guess you better come on over tonight and let me beat the hell out of your tonsils again.

^^repeats his daddys actions with his current family

I thought this was an insult thread, not a gay chat room
Z