I Bet I Can "One - Up" You!

There are people we work with, friends that always do this, how are you better than me?
I'll go first,

I started this thread...

(One up the previous)

i rated your topic

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Originally posted by franklin

i rated your topic

I rated my own topic, and flew a plane today.

I made a paper plane today and 4 yesterday.

I made a real plane, and 8 yesterday, all by hand. I made lots of money.

Today I had sex with Keeley Hazell 4 times, I then climbed mount everest in the fastest time ever recorded (45 minutes)..I then beat Will Ferrell in a drag race. Then I strangled Paris Hilton to death and had a parade thrown in my honor. This was all after I managed to post on wbw several times, and during a zombie outbreak..which I adverted with my zombie expertise. Then I had a 6 hour nap..and here I am.



...I win.

^^^ You have a grand imagination, but some of us actually have sex with real people...

i did have sex with a real person yesterday and she liked it to

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

^^^ You have a grand imagination, but some of us actually have sex with real people...

Yeah..tell the boyfriend I say hello...

Didn't his boyfriend and the garbage man spit roast him this morning?

Chuck Norris asks me for advice...

I laughed when I read this thread.....

i taught pres bush how to speak to day

I can actually understand you most of the time.

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Originally posted by tequila64

i taught pres bush how to speak to day

i taught him to stay silent, i win

I thought of using the mute button on him.

I made president bush







yeah i slept with his ma....

Im from Texas and didnt vote Bush.

* Slavethree*

I didn't vote and considered leaving the country. I thought they were both assholes.

I like bush.