I Bet I Can "One - Up" You!

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

I like bush.

Man, what is with you and gardening?

He digs them hoes.

I just bought a hardware store, and have more hoes and hose than you can shake a stick at.

I own my own factory of hos and hoes. AND, they pay me to sell them.

I remember seeing you on the lst Bob Villa repeat-


i dont want your job.

I drag raced Will Ferril in a dress and heals.. That's a real drag race. Oh yeah, I won.

I win.

Will Ferrel is my man servant. I just told him to get me a beer.

I own the brewery that shipped the beer to the store that I own, that you bought the beer from.

I made Will pay for the beer.

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Originally posted by Slavethree

Im from Texas and didnt vote Bush.

I am from Texas and I did vote for President Bush you asshole

Im from florida and it didn't matter if you voted Bush or not, he was going to win it anyway.. That's how we role.

I did Jenna bush

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Originally posted by WindyM

... I am from Texas and I did vote for President Bush you asshole

This isn't a political discussion thread. Drop it and one - up.

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Originally posted by waywardson

I did Jenna bush

I did her 6 times, she left our relationship, something about being thick...losing blood, whatever...

Monica Lewinsky practiced on me.

Those stains were from me.

I beat up Honda-X

I sold Honda_X with a black eye on the curb. Top notch dollars.