Hillarious Links and The bizzare world of the Internet (FUNNY)

http://www.bechamel.com/v3/strange2.swf

funnyhit

Bush or Blair humour

http://www.andyfoulds.co.uk/amusement/bushv2.htm

And The sound of shit happening???

SHIT HAPPENS
in various world religions


TAOISM: Shit happens.

CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens".

ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?)

JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?

ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.

COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people.

CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.

PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training.

SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list.

ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.

UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts.

RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.

JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?

REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?

MYSTICISM: What weird shit!

AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?

ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit!

NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?

AZTEC: Cut out this shit!

QUAKER: Let's not fight over this shit.

FORTEANISM: No shit??

12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit.

VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you!

NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.

DEISM: Shit just happens.

EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.

SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind.

BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind.

SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.

HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.

WICCA: Mix this shit together and make it happen!

HASIDISM: Shit never happens the same way twice.

THEOSOPHY: You don't know half of the shit that happens.

DIANETICS: Your mother gave you shit before your were born.

SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays.

JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon.

MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens.

HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens.

BAHA'I: It's all the same shit.

STOICISM: This shit is good for me.

OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you.

EST: If my shit bothers you, that's your fault.

REAGANISM: Don't move; the shit will trickle down.

FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time.

CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away.

EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.

DISCORDIANISM: Some funny shit happened to me today.

RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.

CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn't smell bad.

MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge.

RED CROSS: Shit happens - send money.

http://images.linspire.com/MSLicense.swf

MS LIcence agreement

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/


Wnat to know the differnece between a hacker and a chainsaw muderer, take the quiz

http://www.tdpdesign.com/lametoy.htm

Funny flash thing

http://www.depict.org/content/films/2003/relationship_over_320.html

How to tell when a relationship is over vid

eh dude you not be better to spred the jokes insted of putting all in one topic......because the title of the topic is cows vs aliens....yet got other jokes here that can be a topic by them selfs....but cow thing was funny..but silly

Pissing messages in the snow and then email them to a friend

http://www.panlogic.net/yellowsnow/peeindex.html

The ANNOYING song

http://70.84.131.212/data/toons/annoy.swf

http://www.nevashut.com/game/flash.asp

Call into sanjeeves nevershut store and chat with him

hahah
Great links wineanddine. =D

Ever wnated to find someones grave? of course you have well.......


http://www.findagrave.com/

HE NEXT TIME YOU THINK YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of
forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male
was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back,
flippers, and facemask. A post-mortem revealed that the person died not from
burns, but from massive internal injuries.

Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set
about to determine how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest
fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the person went for a
diving trip off the coast some 20 miles from the forest. The firefighters,
seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of
helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and
then flown to the forest fire and emptied.

You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the
Pacific, the next he was doing the breaststroke in a fire dip bucket 300
feet in the air. Apparently he extinguished exactly 5'10" of the
fire. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

This article was taken from the California Examiner, March 20, 1998.

twang the Elastic ballerina

http://www.elasticenthusiastic.com/

Pull my finger..... yes an oldie but goodie, show it to the kids

http://www.misternicehands.com/

ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.

props on that one made me laff lool

The Burger King Song


http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/funny/swf/elevatordisco.swf


Born to be alive