Finish this sentence Vol 3

he still had to re attach Chuck Norris's Head, so he left and went to......

bed and said thank you for the kisses but what the hell time is it and why are you going to bed to which they replied...........

that she lives in the UK, and its much later there, so i jumped in my car and sped off for....

the quik-mart to pick up some cigarettes and....

gummy bears.....i hopped back in and went to the bat cave where I would try to re attach Chuck Norris's Head.....

but found out it really attaches to his ass which made no sense because......

only the Hoff's head is attached to the ass because...

he is the quintessential asshole which only shows that we all........

will be death one day because...

...we are all children of Noris and thus we share his fate...

of making cheesy movies and shitty TV shows and never actually getting....

an oscar... or paid, which only goes to prove that.......

real actors like Steven Segal..um, wait..I mean Jean Claude Van Dam...uh, shit, I mean Tom Hanks always get the last....

say on being a real actor, like Harrison Ford, Humphrey Bogart and Angeline Breasts (oops I mean Jolie), but what I cant understand is If tits were brains........

Dolly Parton would rule the world. But they're not so instead we're stuck with...

then women would be twice as smart as they are now...

which would make them superbeings, and they might decide to take over the planet. But that would never happen because...

they will start fighting each other so man will...

have to go on sexmission to save the world form disasterous lack of objects to shag...

and cause all women will be to busy then...