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Gloria 19 years ago

a dick longer than a quarter of an inch. Or a...

#1800185

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jktidaue 19 years ago

blowup doll that looked like the Hoff, instead all I get is this as he showed me a....

#1800186

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2112Pooh 19 years ago

..dirty carrot. This would really make him..

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#1800187

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Gloria 19 years ago

unpopular with any future potential mother-in-law, or, he mused....

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#1800188

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jktidaue 19 years ago

I could just show them this as he unbuttoned his trousers and showed me his amazing...

#1800189

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2112Pooh 19 years ago

..chastity belt, which he always put on when..

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#1800190

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Gloria 19 years ago

he thought he might be in with a chance; the court case....

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#1800191

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2112Pooh 19 years ago

..was in vain. He should never have..

#1800192

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jktidaue 19 years ago

raped that sheep but then he wouldn't have found out...

#1800193

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robert600 19 years ago

he really liked it, but thought is was......

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#1800194

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Gloria 19 years ago

that he had a certain...rapport with animals, or even...

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#1800195

[Deleted] 19 years ago

that the pussy of sheeps smell like pizza so he

#1800196

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Jujubeez 19 years ago

ordered one with pepperoni

#1800197

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2112Pooh 19 years ago

..which he threw up all over Lois Lane, as if..

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#1800198

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robert600 19 years ago

and one with those wicked ass mushrooms to get everyone all crazy and then......

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#1800199

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Gloria 19 years ago

, smeared the topping on his nether regions....

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#1800200

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2112Pooh 19 years ago

which started to itch since he'd forgotten that..

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#1800201

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robert600 19 years ago

he was allergic to pizza and broke out all over his toes......

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#1800202

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jktidaue 19 years ago

then to our collective amazement, scooby doo ran up and started to...

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#1800203

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Gloria 19 years ago

lecture him, in moderated tones, about his morals. Pointed out that...

Good night all. Kisses

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