Finish The Sentence, Vol. something, maybe 15ish

his inability to communicate effectively using telekinesis, so instead he tried a different approach, first by...

sign language which was very hard as he did not have any.....

swamp friends that were not blind, so next he tried...

his dial-up which was....

directly connected to all the people of Canada,which we all know...

have an internet service run by.....

the three little pigs, and little red riding hood, they gave monthly discounts of...

baskets filled with ham, bacon and pork chops which only left two little pigs because...

Well face it, super markets were few and far between in the land of...

Narnia, but just down the road in.......

the land of Oz, the munchkins were busy unloading...

VCR's that they hoped would be the latest...

in time travel. Little did they know of ....

the VCR's lack of time travel capalbility, so they put their brains together and.....

still couldn't believe that they'd gotten ....

ripped off by mother goose, they then began plotting their revenge. First, they would...

pluck Mother Goose until she.....

cried for mercy, and then they would pluck some more just so that...

plucker's wouldn't go to...

the Stumble Back Inn where the annual spring butt plucking championships were getting ready to start and the frauleins of all shapes and sizes...