Finish The Sentence, Vol. 9

the mass amount of "insergents"...

...which were internally inserted into his neter regions, however uncomfortable he may have felt, realisation soon dawned on him that...

he had crabs...

...amongst many other sexually transmitted infections, including...

Aids...

...gonorhoia, chlamydia, herpes and of course thrush...

which are undeniabaly the worst...

...for the obvious reasons of the nasty symptoms...

he went into serious surgery...

...to get rid of these infections, but unfortunately went into the wrong surgery and had his...

breasts enlarged...

...as well as his foreskin removed, which made him cry like a little schoolgirl as he felt extremely emotionally attached to his foreskin...

he had a funeral for it as well...

...he buried beside his pet goldfish, that in an ET-style fashion died simultaneously with the loss of the foreskin...

which led to...

...a mass genocide with every victim being males between the ages 0f 18-99 with foreskin intact...

that had at least one nut 4x times normal size, they were forced to face north and...

...spread their legs, before being anally violated with a double-barrel shotgun...

but they enjoyed that and decided that they would...

...all come together to write a compilation of their stories entitled "the many wonders of the double-barreled shotgun"...