Finish The Sentence, Vol. 9

...a hand puppet that had real thoughts and emotions, before realising this was in fact his reflection in a pond and slumped back into his empty daze...

there he stood looking at the...

...reflection in the pond and pondered to himself: "wow, i really am a retard"...

he then went to...

...his garden and sat on a swing humming to himself...

twinkle twinkle little star. he then realised...

...how much of a dickhead he looked...

so he decided to...

...change his tune and start whistling...

he started to whistle she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes...

...then decided his life was not worth living so stabbed himself in the face with a machete...

yet somehow he still survived and went on...

to remove belly button fluff using a AK47 and that caused...

Minor discomforting skin rash that he used

Nivea cream to remove the...

...burns inflicted from this devastating device, only to discover...

that he had aids later on...

...which was pretty unfortunate on his part...

because he learn he had cancer...

...on top of that, his luck was about to change however due to...