Finish The Sentence, Vol. 11

A leak in the bottom of the keg, so I began lapping up the puddle of beer like a dog when I noticed...

that what had started out as beer had developed a slight taste of...

Feet, so I looked up and there stood Kevin Fedeline standing in the puddle, so I vomitted all over K-Fed causing him to...

dissolve completely as my vomit contained a....

Style and talent that he K-Fed melted over, so I went to his Ex's house and...

had dinner, ate some icecream then split her a new ass then...

doused myself with CLOROX to kill any STD's she might have given me, Realizing that I had just fucked Britney Spears caused me to vomit once again, but this time I aimed it into a toilet bowl made out of...

lollipops and marzipan i then realised that i was.....

...no longer at Britney Spears house but in a village in Germany, where all the girls were eight feet tall and looked like...

trees with massive overgrown headlike pinecones, but when I gave them a banana to eat......well fuck my dog, they...

...all turned into cute little bunnies with massive teeth laden vagina's that smelled oddly enough like...

...Tullips, which Im deathly allergic to, So I rolled around in them then I...

...started to make out with...

...virgin next door, and she smelled like...

...shit from an outhouse, when I noticed that she had morphed into an uglier version of...

..Muad dib, if that can happen, then she started posting all...

naked pictures of Muad on WBW, which started to make everybody...

...extremely uncomfortable after seeing that Muad was actually a....

..Midget on stilts with brown eyes, so I got out the..

.....photoshop program so as to try and fix Muad's photo's to give him some dignity and help him regain respect, but alas I did more damage to his reputation because I .....