Right ear because it was infected, but for one time only he could stick it in her left ear, get some of her earwax on the tip, and he could rub it on her lips creating a new sexual perversion called the Dirty Lopez, but Ron Jeremy decided he would rather call it The Amazing...
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Punnani 17 years ago
Lopez Experiment, now Ron would get his fully erect "Pork Sword" and..
jktidaue 17 years ago
Use it like a cane to help him walk when his leg got sore from fucking in a contorted position he liked to call...
Punnani 17 years ago
the "Double over Dynamite Doggy" position, which did cause him....
jktidaue 17 years ago
to make him an assload of money, but also caused every girl he did it to to become pregnant, resulting in over 652,871 new babies all named...
Punnani 17 years ago
"Ron", now there are all these little Rons running around with 12"...
jktidaue 17 years ago
records, but being kids, the records kept getting scratched up badly and wouldn't play, therefore all the lil' Ron's wound up screaming from boredom, which caused traffic to...
RumDum 17 years ago
screatch to a halt, Damn now we have a traffic jam so it's time to pull out the ol'...
jktidaue 17 years ago
I'll have to satisfy them with the ol' Meat Stick, then sing 'em a ballad called...
jktidaue 17 years ago
"Then I Came" was what they wanted to hear since it was about Jesus retuning to the world, but Jesus had no way of knowing that someone still had a beef with him, It was none other than...
jktidaue 17 years ago
friends because I'm a sore loser, but I talked one of them into staying by offering her a...
poon-tang 17 years ago
...took off with my keg, which unfortunately for her was empty due to...
- Goto:
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