Finish The Sentence, Vol. 11

Right ear because it was infected, but for one time only he could stick it in her left ear, get some of her earwax on the tip, and he could rub it on her lips creating a new sexual perversion called the Dirty Lopez, but Ron Jeremy decided he would rather call it The Amazing...

Lopez Experiment, now Ron would get his fully erect "Pork Sword" and..

Use it like a cane to help him walk when his leg got sore from fucking in a contorted position he liked to call...

the "Double over Dynamite Doggy" position, which did cause him....

to make him an assload of money, but also caused every girl he did it to to become pregnant, resulting in over 652,871 new babies all named...

"Ron", now there are all these little Rons running around with 12"...

records, but being kids, the records kept getting scratched up badly and wouldn't play, therefore all the lil' Ron's wound up screaming from boredom, which caused traffic to...

screatch to a halt, Damn now we have a traffic jam so it's time to pull out the ol'...

12" cock and frighten all the other car drivers and....

make the women horny, let's just hope they dont...

start a riot chasing my 12er, If they do then...

I'll have to satisfy them with the ol' Meat Stick, then sing 'em a ballad called...

Then I came...because

"Then I Came" was what they wanted to hear since it was about Jesus retuning to the world, but Jesus had no way of knowing that someone still had a beef with him, It was none other than...

Afterwards, I came again..due to extreme..

drunkeness, leading up to a wild session of...

backgammon where i managed to lose all my....

friends because I'm a sore loser, but I talked one of them into staying by offering her a...

Threesome with me and Beer, and after the threesome she...

...took off with my keg, which unfortunately for her was empty due to...