Finish The Sentence, Vol. 11

john goodman!!! he bounced slowly in and.....

punched her right in her rolls of fat and then he....

lost his arm as her rolls slowly sucked....

...him inwards but luckily he had his baseball bat which he

shoved right up her .....

nostril but with despair he realised that it too was being....

melted by the power of her greasy membrane, when along came Goodman's T.V. wife Roseanne to help defeat Rosie O'Donnell, but Roseanne turned on him and joined forces and bodies with Rosie O'Donnell creating a subhumanly ugly and incredibly large monster called Vaginasaurus Twat. John Goodman knew that only one person in the world could help him in this battle against Vaginasaurus Twat, and that person was none other than...

john candy. unfortunately he was....

only a ghost since he died in 1994. But John Candy's ghost along with a living John Goodman were more than enough to defeat the Vaginasaurus Twat and they were doing so easily until...

...the Vaginasaurus Twat became enraged, and began to rapidly...

convulse and spew some sort of clear liquid all over the...

...mantelpiece, which was quite frankly bang out of order because it's hell to get stains out; however, not with...

"Vanish". Now vanish will get rid of everything including.....

everything else that you didn't know you...

...you could remove - even evidence from the scene of a...

mass masturbation, yet it compares not one iota with the all powerful and multi-use ability of...

Clorox bleach, which many a murderer now uses to cover their tracks because they watched to much C.S.I., which in turn makes the eyeballs bleed a substance that smells like...

"Cock" not just any cock, but the one-eyed variety found only in the depths of....

Pam Anderson's cooch! Which is the same Cock that was in....

pam anderson's ear that caused her to...