Finish The Sentence, Vol. 11

termites struggled to talk, this was due to their enormous...

frontal appendages

which through a bizarre evolutionary twist had developed into extremely powerful springs, forcing another adaptation resulting in a unique form of copulation where...

they just stared at each other and shouted obscenities....

while standing on their heads and...

performing the five knuckle shuffle wondering....

where he left his mobile....

as shouting the obscenities down the phone was thought to heighten the ecstasy, although they were yet to realise...

that nobody would listen to their shouts because....

they were deaf

and had a horrible infection in their...

anus passage, now this caused a major problem when...

they launched a new contest to see who could insert the most hot dog suppositories in sixty seconds...

... without blowing chunks and ...

crossing their eyes...

... and running as fast as they can through...

the fields of flowers where the little people of tinkerbell forest lived. One day a fluffy pink rabbit called denis was hopping through the daisy patch when he saw .....

Jan Michael Vincent, of airwolf fame (but not street hawk - cos that makes you gay), striding towards him with a malevolent look on his face, brandishing ....

a samll ladel he bought in budapest from....

Tom Baker, who, in a mad as a box of frogs moment, had dropped acid, mescaline and horlicks and had rampaged naked through the streets to the sound of .....