Finish The Sentence, Vol. 11

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London in England, England had become the 54th State of the USA by order of the president. Now in London there was a family of....

A-Rabs, also known as The Husseins, a nice family, two kids, dog, respectable jobs, got on well with their neighbours, but because of the presidential decree they were classed as .....

...newly-founded american citizens, which didn't bode to well with them nor the rest of the country who were loyal and true to themselves and their country, which subsequently lead to them declaring they no longer were a state of america and threw cheap jokes at the scottish for fun, which subsequently also lead to...

an outbreak of flying haggis, now these haggis had small machine guns mounted on their.....

tatties and neeps (whatever the fuck they are!), which fired pure scottish invective on any sassenach they came across, this lead to embarrassing situations where the only way to calm them down was to ram single malt whiskey down their...

throats and then the english had a cunning plan !! Let's give them good old Vodka & Red Bull, this will make them...

hyper, which in scottish terms is positively ADHD, then fill them full of additives and preservatives until they are positively ripped to the tits in a Sunny Delight style frenzy and send them off to war with ...

the yellow bunnies who lived...

with Goldilocks, the notorious drug baroness and porridge eater, a woman so loco she once .....

sniffed three bowls of porridge and then...

satisfied three bears who were all related and from the female she caught...

freebasing rolled oats and preparing her a honey enema, something she had long...

wanted to do ever since she was small livin with...

Dopey, he of the seven dwarves fame, who at the time was just called mildly thick, until the day when ....

...he deemed it necessary to continuously hit himself in the face with a hammer whilst simultaneously...

poking himself in the eyes with red hot pokers because of what he had seen while...

...watching his mother take the milkman indoors to her room, which only lead him to...

...administer himself a milk enema, only to find...

...that this enema was a lot larger than he originally estimated, he found this out unfortunately during...