Finish The Sentence, Vol. 11

the fairy tale awards, where he was due to pick up an award for best village idiot, and milk came gushing out of every orifice, ruining the costume of Little Miss Muffett and drowning ...

Goldilocks and the three bears whilst the were eating their porridge,this caused panic amongst the...

literary world, given the popularity of the story of GoldiLocks and the three Bears, which led to them making a rash decision to let an unproven director retool the story with a more 'edgy' setting, involving the three bears and a ....

short-sighted belgian midget named steve whose party trick was to....

suck his testicles into his nostrils, causing him to...

jump up and down until his head...

changed shape with the unpredictable wind currents that blew him into......

high voltage electricity pylon which....

...sent so many electrical currents into his balls, they able to tune into local radio stations, as well as...

power the generators of a small town in Nepal, where the divine goddess accidentally stepped on the ground after seeing his testicles hanging down from his nose, much like a ....

snot hanging from the queens nostril after a big night sucking.....

off the king, now King Tut was a well known....

for his sado-masochistic practices especially when he would grab a slave's....

...ball-sack and lift him in the air to prove th epoint that when he asks for grapes, he damn well means it! Imhotep, from the mummy fame was alive during this era, and was...

actually a cross dresser, not there was anything wrong with that, who enjoyed female slaves....

...to select his clothes for him and choose the correct make-up, which he would use when...

going out for the evening with his....

electrified butt plug sett to stun ensuring he was already to...

hot for the queen

of the local termite mound whos name was unpronounceable because....