Finish the sentence, Chapter 16 (by best approximation)

(Yes Inspector, one must wonder, eh? With 4+ days absence, either she's content to laugh at the story, or a malbec world tour is just too much for her to handle... but do let us know what you find up that robe)

... but the monk just shook his head and squirmed away. Meanwhile, overcome by shear physical exhaustion from the transport, fight, and heroic jump to save the girl, BustM simply collapsed in the field...

While D was lost somewhere due to getting disconnected from the chute...

and that turned out to save her from the bull that....


(Monks Don't Squirm)

(Monk's don't squirm .... would you rather me had you enjoying it? ... at least I got this story back on track)

... that was eyeing the immobilized body of B lying in that pile of straw, but will help arrive in time to... Meanwhile, miss D, cold and wet from the lake that she was lucky enough to land in, looked for....

.....the one meaningful smile in her life. the smile of the devine F., who was alway there for her with a warm towel ( don't ask, it's magic) and a warmer robe, and we are off to my home where there is the red of your choice and the dance of.....

(geez woman, take a Q from the B-man and develop your magic through the story line. At least it's more fun that way)

...when suddenly the bull catches movement several hundred yards away near the pond... it is a woman, waving a blanket, and since this is Spain, the bull does what bulls in Spain do, and poor F was last seen running for the hills...

....or what appeared to be hills to the nearsighted Bait boy...which were, in reality only the wall of the Plaza de Toros where Deucie handed her her sword, and F turned to kill the bull with a flourish. not to mention the roaring approval who gave her two ears and a hoof as reward. The ever humble F threw a rose to Senorita D., bowed to the crowd, and in the manner of all great champions....................

( PETA people)

BustM barged in and said. Puleeaase F they all know the win is mine..

....he tried to say, but with both ears and a hoof missing, he was hauled off by the tractor to the.....

( burrito factory ?)

welcome back D. !

( Way to handle the bull, F. That was good.... and I'm with ya on the PETA people Miss D, you gave me hope, but this damn adversary is sure tough to beat! )

...streets of Pamplona, where the running of the bulls required a true champion of heart to corral the wild beasts, but he will soon return to reclaim the young lady that waits for him...

( how you recovered from two missing ears, a hoof, and a fatal puncture wound only to change to human again is beyond belief, but this thread is dedicated to the surreal and in that vein we continue the neverending soap drama, of.....anybody got a name for it ?)

...but she is having a drink with a matador whilist her wanna be lover is throwing the bull around with the guys. interestingly, he doesn't speak Spanish, so one can understand his plea for directions to the rental car return.....

(uhhh, I never caught the idea that I was the bull... went right by me... still don't see it, I was trying to figure out what the bull's ears and hoof had to with me)

.... where Juan Valdez and the coffee cartel were waiting to receive further instructions regarding the plan to finally put an end to the Evil F...

and any other blockage to the Baitboys conquest of the dear miss 2sy. Out of the blue came this.....

Man soo vibrant and soo handsome Miss 2sy just had to...

... get closer to see who it was...

....and it was Miss F ! Who, in her always clever Halloween best, had dressed as Lord Nelson bedecked in gold braid and a commanding presence, nodded to the admiring Miss D who has grown weary of being dragged about the world by the infamous Bait man and has always had a crush on women in uniform....

(such a twisted sense of imagination.... tired of me?)

.....nay, nay, I say ! What would Beowulf be without Grendel ? Where would St.George be without his dragon ?

And where would I be without the reluctant affections of the grande D, who at this moment in on her horse and....

and headed to the Monks domicile where she hopes to find truth behind this....


(@ F, I really had a chuckle on 517)