Aussie Language translator

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Originally posted by NotLongEnuff

how many of these things have been made..??... where are the noobies.... i need more NOOBIES!

You have to go an ressurect the thread in fun forum by posting a comment.... There are two new nobbies since your last visit.

. I have to laugh coz I know whats coming next.....

Manly Ferry

A young woman, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters of Sydney Harbour. As she stood on the edge of the dock, pondering her fate, a young sailor noticed her as he strolled by. "You're not thinking of jumping, are you?" he jokingly asked. "Yes, yes I am." replied the sobbing girl.

Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the edge, "Look, nothing's worth that. I tell you what, I'm sailing off for Europe tomorrow. Why don't you stow away on board and start a new life over there. I'll set you up in one of the lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water every night, and I'll look after you if you 'look after' me."

The girl, having no better prospects agreed and the sailor snuck her on board that night.

For the next 3 weeks the sailor would come to her lifeboat every night, bringing food and water and making love to her until dawn.

Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine inspection of the ship & it's lifeboats. He peeled back the cover to find the startled young woman and demanded an explanation. The young woman came clean; "I've stowed away to get to Europe. One of the sailors is helping me out, he set me up in here and brings me food and water every night, and, and.......he's screwing me."

The puzzled captain stared at her for a moment before a small grin cracked his face and he replied; "He sure is darlin', this is the Manly Ferry!!

The Aussie Dog on a skate-board (a ripcurl of a bonza dog)


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let's go into the outback with our sheilas and get the donkers on them while we drink our fosters and hunt roos with our mates...

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Originally posted by Beta671

let's go into the outback with our sheilas and get the donkers on them while we drink our fosters and hunt roos with our mates...

.... but let me enlighten you beta.

1. An aussie male never ever ever takes his sheila with him into the outback (why ruin the silence)

2. Aussies dont drink fosters period

3. You dont hunt roos, they stalk you. Have look in the stevios aussie proverbs thread, theres proof of evidence) good on ya mate

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Originally posted by wineanddine

1. An aussie male never ever ever takes his sheila with him into the outback (why ruin the silence)

and why ruin a good time...

unless, theyre cooking and bringing the grog

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

[reply=wineanddine]
1. An aussie male never ever ever takes his sheila with him into the outback (why ruin the silence)

and why ruin a good time...

unless, theyre cooking and bringing the grog
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Exactly Latino...... I drove with my wife and mother inlaw, (tempted to bloody leave her), right into the desert to look at the wildflowers by day and stars by dusk. One of the most moving experiences I have ever had (truly) but all the flaming time they went on and on and on. I said "what was the point of driving 5 bloody hours away from people to get silence and all you do is yack yack yack".

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Originally posted by wineanddine

Exactly Latino...... I drove with my wife and mother inlaw, (tempted to bloody leave her), right into the desert

man that would have been a good story if it finished differently

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

[reply=wineanddine]
Exactly Latino...... I drove with my wife and mother inlaw, (tempted to bloody leave her), right into the desert

man that would have been a good story if it finished differently



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Yeah like a dingo ate my mother inlaw

how about...the croc came at me and i threw my mate at it while drinking some grog..the bloody thing ate my sheila...would that be good with the aussies?

Now ya gettin the hang of it,,,, although in the north of England your mate is what you put between two slices of bread mate sarnie (meat sandwich)

Now this is the Oz I love MATE....... In case you all werent aware, the government banned the use of the term MATE last week in Parliament. There was such an outcry that the following day they repealed their decision and now politicians can once again call weach other MATE. Mate!

damn dingos are eating all of me vegemite

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Originally posted by wineanddine

Now this is the Oz I love MATE....... In case you all werent aware, the government banned the use of the term MATE last week in Parliament. There was such an outcry that the following day they repealed their decision and now politicians can once again call weach other MATE. Mate!

@ pic


yeah i read that, silly fuckers...

Isnt this just about right mate.... I mean all the shit thats going on and they are more interested in this

How to Speak Australian

An American astronaut has an emergency during his re-entry
into earth's atmosphere and his space craft crash-lands in
the Australian bush, way out in the middle of nowhere.

After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush
clinic, very rustic, dirty, with foul smells and he is
bandaged from head to foot. He sees a very large, somewhat
gruff looking nurse approaching him as he lay in his cot.

"Did I come here to die?" he asks with a deep sense of
resignation and fear.

"No," the Aussie nurse replies, "You came here yesterday."

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Originally posted by mistahskarface

How to Speak Australian

An American astronaut has an emergency during his re-entry
into earth's atmosphere and his space craft crash-lands in
the Australian bush, way out in the middle of nowhere.

After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush
clinic, very rustic, dirty, with foul smells and he is
bandaged from head to foot. He sees a very large, somewhat
gruff looking nurse approaching him as he lay in his cot.

"Did I come here to die?" he asks with a deep sense of
resignation and fear.

"No," the Aussie nurse replies, "You came here yesterday."

ROFL very gud mate.....

This so funnyy, but thankfully its not my kid

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Originally posted by mistahskarface

i like that one

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