"The Noobies" daily cartoon in MSN Paint

Noobie has got into some bad company (according to Jolie). Bank has been dropping in for the occassional drink, but stays for days on a time. As a result Noobie is not foccussed on getting back into wbw life. In fact he is slipping into his old habbits of getting drunk, and generally ignoring Joilie. This is opening the door for Stevo. Stevo is a typical OZ and faster than a butchers dog on a dropped chop. Will Jolie get the message?, will Stevo get his chop?, will Bank ever go home?, will Noobie get off the piss? All this and more in the next instalment of noobies.

you never cease to keep me entertained WaD

Noobie is so losing it. His perverted ways and efftorts to impress the WBW elite, has now moved into overdrive. He decided to get a pole dancer (the tops) to attract the crowds of WBW. With all the prime seats taken, its everyone for themselves. The piss is flowing like piss, and they are off like a skinny hogget!

Jolie has decided to compete with fefe, but has gone one step further and let them all hang out! (hint). Bank has fallen off the stool twice, and stevo left a stool . Noobie i outback trying to get his thong out of his arse, and Stevo his arse out his thong. The talent came to sing, and had a lisp. Tho he thspoke like thiss, and thed, I will thing you a thong? Stevo is totally confused now.

Stevo tried the pole and had to have it surgically removed out of his arse cheeks, but says he will be back once the scars heal.

Wine.. this is great..

i this thread.

great new additions mate..keep it up

i love this stuff.. keep it going

bungeeeee....................... OOPS, I think the thong has gone?

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Originally posted by wineanddine

Noobie is so losing it. His perverted ways and efftorts to impress the WBW elite, has now moved into overdrive. He decided to get a pole dancer (the tops) to attract the crowds of WBW. With all the prime seats taken, its everyone for themselves. The piss is flowing like piss, and they are off like a skinny hogget!

Jolie has decided to compete with fefe, but has gone one step further and let them all hang out! (hint). Bank has fallen off the stool twice, and stevo left a stool . Noobie i outback trying to get his thong out of his arse, and Stevo his arse out his thong. The talent came to sing, and had a lisp. Tho he thspoke like thiss, and thed, I will thing you a thong? Stevo is totally confused now.

Stevo tried the pole and had to have it surgically removed out of his arse cheeks, but says he will be back once the scars heal.

methinks CK and fefe need to switch spots, i could use a headrest

Yeah but then I could only get one person on the seat

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bungeeeee....................... OOPS, I think the thong has gone?

great stuff w&d

Cheers guys for the positive feedback, I am attempting to keep on a theme, but these one off ideas keep interuppting my drinking time

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Originally posted by wineanddine

Cheers guys for the positive feedback, I am attempting to keep on a theme, but these one off ideas keep interuppting my drinking time

one off ideas, themes, it dose'nt matter, this is just great..i always look for new ones you post...

Now the noob, is getting just too comfortable in his exile and instead of posting to get his place back on wbw, he woke up this morning and said W.T.F. who gives a shit, I'm off snorkling (which is quite a revelation as he cant swim, as there is no water inside the computer- unless you live at my house and the freakin wife keeps spilling bloody wine on the keyboard). Anyways, here he is in his local sewerage pit observing life below ground.

but wait - there is a SHARK! watch out, little n00b...

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but wait - there is a SHARK! watch out, little n00b...

I will unleash the biggest fart in history, it always works

thats not fair... noobie´s gotta fight like a man!

Yeah well thats what real Ozzie men do.... I can clear a train carrage in 10seconds after a case of fosters

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Originally posted by wineanddine

Yeah well thats what real Ozzie men do.... I can clear a train carrage in 10seconds after a case of fosters

mate...dont admit you drink the shit, well never live it down