** EL's Epic Famous Babe Slammy List ** - Completed

Ugh. Lindros does not support the dancing Karl Rove. Moving on…

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86. Courtney Cox – Courtney should consider herself lucky here. Typically, she would not have made the list. She would not have made it based solely on her Friends show, or her appearance in that Springsteen video or any other crap she’s been in save one film in particular. And she’s also lucky there, as I had no plans on ever watching the Adam Sandler remake of The Longest Yard. Fortunately, that piece of crap made it onto some cable television channel, and I was able to see the spectacular chesticles that seemingly appeared out of nowhere. Good stuff, and that appearance (by the sweater hams, not her, particularly) gets her onto the epic slammy list. Congrats!

85. Jenna Jameson – It pains me to put her this high on the list. Really, it does. At her peak, she would have cracked the top 10. Unfortunately, she’s fallen off a precipice. She got enormously skinny, took out her implants, quit the pr0n, plumped up her lips like a duck and decided it would be a good idea to start fucking a Cro-Magnon man in Tito Ortiz. Someone is going through a mid-life crisis or something. Oh, and she’s had nine metric tons of schwang in her too. Which kind of sucks. So she still makes the list, but it’s sad to see where she landed. Really, once upon a time she was actually what I would consider beautiful. Which is rare. Anyway, here she is.