Let's say you are in a crowded place such as a concert or airplane. There is an emergency such as a fire or crash. Unless you get out fast, you'll die a horrible death, but the herd is clogging the doorways. What do you do? Claw your way to the front? Help old ladies get out? Something else?
Because me, unless there is a relative of mine in there, I'm going to claw my way the FUCK over everyone in a blind race to get to...and out of....the door. Granny with the walker, fuck her. I've got way more years to live than her anyhow. The panicked, doddering moron who didn't read the escape instructions is just a speed bump on the way out, a useless eater. The fat ass who didn't do enough situps is just going to be something I push off of on my jump to safety. Survival is survival, and unless cooperation is the only thing that'll keep me alive, it's every man for himself. I'll help them with their exit after I'm safely outside.
Because me, unless there is a relative of mine in there, I'm going to claw my way the FUCK over everyone in a blind race to get to...and out of....the door. Granny with the walker, fuck her. I've got way more years to live than her anyhow. The panicked, doddering moron who didn't read the escape instructions is just a speed bump on the way out, a useless eater. The fat ass who didn't do enough situps is just going to be something I push off of on my jump to safety. Survival is survival, and unless cooperation is the only thing that'll keep me alive, it's every man for himself. I'll help them with their exit after I'm safely outside.
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