An emergency occurs in a crowded place. There is a rush for the doors. What do you do.

I never go into crowded places or large buildings.

I do have some advice though.... Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye !

That's not very good advice.

Also, I just tried to kiss my ass...you can't do it brah, it hurts your back and stuff.

Perhaps You should exercise more

I'll have you know that I CAN BEND IN WAYS YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY IMAGINE!

But, not in every way, obviously.....

You could always just "Duck and Cover"..........

Id climb out the window or the Magiver hole I made

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.. at least my death won't be meaningless --

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...unlike your life....

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...unlike your life....

OH SNAP!

That lenny, always makin' jokes.

Excellent burn, Briscdawg.

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It's not unusual.

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It's not unusual.

This is a classic

I think i run as hard as i can to the bar to drink free beers and then try to piss out the fire.

If that doesn't help i will cal 911

wow it's like the most spooftastic thread ever.

ROFL :: Awesome thread

Id call Cade Courtley... "dude im fucked what do i do"

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I've learned that if everyone panics, everyone dies.

When one person starts to panic, it can spread.

So... I'd stay calm, and I'd wait and facilitate as much as I could to make it efficient for everyone to get out that could. Anyone that got out of hand, I'd kick in the nuts and knock over the head.

They just volunteered to die in place of someone else.

The calmer everyone is the better everyone's chances are of survival.

No, I would not claw my way out. I'd definitely take out the mother fucker that tried, though.