Anal_Fury

You just gotta have blue hair.....and space boots.
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Paris Hilton is more useless than a hooker in a queer convention.
This plan is so perfect its retarded! -Peter Griffin