Zombie Spam: Eat it, before it eats you

Cool, I've only had one cup today, I'm ready for another

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Originally posted by Honda_X

*reups non-nude vid*

Fucking tinypic prudes..

I love Sunday mornings like this.
Everyone slept in for a change.
The weather's cool and overcast.
Kids are doing dishes.
Meat's running around making up funny lyrics to the music he's playing.
Best of all, I get an entire pot of coffee to myself!

Damn...

I'm hungry.

I've got a 12in Pecan Pie, and some salt.

I might need to go somewhere.

Because the Pecan Pie can only take me so far.

And that's about as far as the 4in hole I ate out of the middle of the pie (with a fork) last night.

I'm making ham and cheese omelets as soon as the dishes are done. You coming, Bangs?

On the bright side, you could make a cool maze for a slug

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

I'm making ham and cheese omelets as soon as the dishes are done. You coming, Bangs?

That sounds good.
But no, I've got a football game to go to in about an hour.

You should see if it's on the TV. Starts at 5:30. "Qwest Rocky Mountain Showdown." It's gonna be awesome.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

On the bright side, you could make a cool maze for a slug

*goes to find a slug*

*Has a 12ga slug*

*goes to fix omelets*

Who knew? Breaking a few eggs is lethal to spam.

Well, you did leave us with the thought of food, (man is that shocking) so some of us went and got some

Hey! It's not my fault that I'm the only one in the house that cooks instead of sticking stuff in the microwave or browning some ground beef and wrapping it in a tortilla. I have to constantly figure out what to feed four growing boys, a two year old girl, Meat and myself. Seven people, at least two meals a day...

Tell me when I have a chance to keep my mind out of the kitchen!

You come here and look at teh prOn don't you

Not really. I come and hang out in the lounge. I only look at the prOn when it's slow in the lounge.

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

Not really. I come and hang out in the lounge. I only look at the prOn when it's slow in the lounge.

I'm going to see if Dizzy will install a kitchen in the office, you can be the crew's chef

I could do that!

I'll feed the crew and take care of the LolDogs.

Now who am I saddling with the kids?

Meat gets the kids, you get all of us

Oh, yeah. THAT'S gonna go over REAL well...

Good lord I'm awesome at Gran Turismo..

People keep sending me messages, telling me to stop using "hacks or cheats"..it's hard telling them the sad truth..they just suck.

They're the Gran Turismo equivalent to Demo.


@Lindros: I can't keep dealing with the tinypic prudes..basically it was just a .gif from "Forgetting Sarah Marshal"..where that singer dude is fucking her all over the place..

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Originally posted by Honda_X

@Lindros: I can't keep dealing with the tinypic prudes..basically it was just a .gif from "Forgetting Sarah Marshal"..where that singer dude is fucking her all over the place..

, yeah, i think i saw it for like the two seconds it was alive before tinypic ate it.